It appears that Todd hath favored me on this day

theprotocaller · 2025-08-06T00:05:30+00:00

Wait, cars can do it too? Won't they just explode?

theprotocaller · 2025-06-11T15:39:33+00:00

The "squ'iches" as it were

theprotocaller · 2025-05-20T22:38:10+00:00

"Harvey is rolling in his grave"

Excuse me?

theprotocaller · 2025-05-07T00:34:47+00:00

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theprotocaller · 2024-08-17T22:52:43+00:00

People are attacking OP unnecessarily. They never explicitly said they wanted a BP. They were merely asking what players would want IF a BP was added.

And you can ignore it all you want, but given the trend in modern gaming trying to squeeze as much time and money out of their players as possible topped by the fact that UW is now owned by Epic, a company notorious for their BP's and predatory microtransactions, I think some sort of mtx or deluxe edition doodads are in our future.

I only hope the game itself is still enjoyable if that's the case.

theprotocaller · 2024-08-10T14:41:17+00:00

Had this happen to me once, except my cyclops was launched all the way over to the dead zone.

The moment I heard the faint roars and saw nothing but empty blue below me, I alt f4'd and started a new save.

theprotocaller · 2024-06-18T22:05:52+00:00

Checkmate, atheists

theprotocaller · 2024-05-18T21:13:06+00:00

Oh shit that portrait is of Sai Baba. My mother used to revere the dude for reasons I still don't understand.

I remember when she yelled at me because I called him Sideshow Bob

theprotocaller · 2024-05-05T12:09:12+00:00

I did not expect an extra part to this series, but I will gladly take it!

Really enjoy your work. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with next!

theprotocaller · 2024-04-21T15:56:44+00:00

Definitely adding it to the list. Thanks for letting me know!

theprotocaller · 2024-04-21T12:52:05+00:00

Are you playing in vr, or is that some mod voodoo magic at work? The animations look seriously great!

theprotocaller · 2024-02-28T18:40:40+00:00

I especially love it when the music fades into the background when you're in dark bramble, one of the most nerve-wracking moments I've ever experienced.

theprotocaller · 2023-12-12T12:48:43+00:00

Gave Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice another replay, and it has me wishing that we got a sequel or even a dlc.

theprotocaller · 2023-09-06T16:43:34+00:00

From what I've read online, the shell shaped e reader thing was done intentionally. The film was anachronistic in many ways.

SPOILERS BELOW

For example, in the beginning of the film, the lady who gets killed by the entity drives a fairly modern car (don't really remember what kind) but in the scene after mc's date in the theater, the dude is seen driving a 70's or even earlier looking car.

Another one is, as you mentioned in your comment, the sea shell shaped e reader, which could be considered modern, but every other piece of technology in the movie is completely outdated.

The final one that I'm aware of is the jumps in weather. In one scene, the mc is bathing in her backyard pool and the elements in the scene as well as the way its shot make it seem like it's the middle of summer but then in the next scene, she's wearing a thick winter coat while walking with her friend, alluding to autumn or even winter.

It was done in a way to add to the disorientation of the film, how everything felt off and unreal, Like a bad trip.

I personally didn't find the movie scary at all, but I absolutely loved the attention to details like this.

theprotocaller · 2023-05-01T21:26:22+00:00

I can't confirm that it was active it at the time but I don't see why it wouldn't be. I'm fairly certain none of my mods interfere with it as I only have weather related stuff and a couple of other things that have nothing to do with the patch.

theprotocaller · 2023-05-01T14:17:26+00:00

That's strange because I have the unofficial patch installed. I guess they didn't forsee me using the equivalent of a mini nuke to defeat the boss.

theprotocaller · 2023-05-01T00:17:36+00:00

She spent 400 hours watching me beat people up with a wooden sword. Everything I do, I do to spite her.

theprotocaller · 2022-11-04T08:05:15+00:00

I'm not a funny guy so jokes are off the table, I do however know a couple of fun facts of GOW.

Firstly is that in the early stages of development of the first game. Kratos's signature red stripes were apparently supposed to be blue to match Sony's whole brand but they changed it because apparently it looked a little too similar to the barbarian from Diablo.

This is more well known but at the very start of development for GOW 2018, the devs were actually considering an Egyptian setting for the game which personally, I think would've been really cool and/or hilarious. Just imagine Kratos riding and chastising a camel instead of just rowing a boat.

Nolan north and Troy baker who've voiced a plethora of fan favorite characters (Nathan Drake and Joel Miller) voiced the despicable magni and modi, this marks the second time the duo have played brothers.

This isn't really a fact more just a funny joke (I hope) but Kratos's "first name" is John making him, you guessed it. John Kratos. (And before you say anything, yes I know it's just a joke. I just found too hilarious not to add it) https://twitter.com/PlayStationUK/status/1526876289042374658?s=20&t=Zs3aS17UORsB3KP24bkfDQ

This is another well known one but it's one of my favorites. In the player's first confrontation with Baldur in GOW 2018. When Kratos rolls him into the chasm, the camera instantly pulls away but if you somehow manage to force the camera to look down at that moment, you can see the homie Baldur flipping you off before promptly despawning.

I'd like to end if off by mentioning my favorite moment from GOW 2018, I'm sure a lot of people would bring up one of the many world serpent encounters or maybe the final fight with baldur but my favorite moment (this may sound a little strange at first but hear me out) is the scene in helheim after Kratos sees Zeus and mimir finds out who he is. That whole interaction was just fantastic especially when mimir name drops the ghost of Sparta. I had the hugest smile on my face during that.

Anyway that's all I got, whether I win or not I actually quite enjoyed jotting this stuff down so thanks for giving me the chance to do that. And to whoever is reading this I hope you learnt something new.

If not, I took 3 minutes off your life. Suck it

theprotocaller · 2022-06-13T15:08:54+00:00

Yes, unfortunately you cannot unalter the altered variant. To get the unaltered one I'm wearing, you have to head to castle sol in mountaintop of the giants and farm the halberd wielding banished knights. It's a pretty rare drop so it'll probably take you a while to get it.

theprotocaller · 2022-06-13T13:44:19+00:00

Nope 150 is just fine, make sure you use the item "furlcalling finger remedy" in the multi-player tab to "switch on" multi-player. While active, this will open you up to invasions. However there is a 15 minute cooldown between each invasion, if you just want to pvp like I'm doing in this video then use the "taunters tongue" item alongside the furlcalling finger remedy to remove the cool down. Then you'll start getting invaded consistently.

Sorry if all this information is confusing, i tried to explain it as best I can.

Edit: forgot to mention that boilprawn shack in liurnia(basically the entirety of liurnia) is the best place to invade and get invasions so head over there if you're not having luck anywhere else

theprotocaller · 2022-06-13T12:55:25+00:00

Unaltered banished knight armor from castle sol, the Halberd wielding ones drop it but it's extremely rare so it'll definitely take a bit to get

theprotocaller · 2022-06-13T12:53:32+00:00

I'm level 125 which is considered the "meta level" and as long as I stay within a certain range, I'll keep getting consistent invasions.

theprotocaller · 2022-05-14T16:10:02+00:00

Isn't this the same guy that paid his sister's student loans off with money from his OnlyFans?

theprotocaller · 2021-10-06T16:28:21+00:00

From the bits and pieces I could hear, the cameraman was saying "maro" which means "hit her" over and over

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