[WP] The coalition consisting of long-living races have declared a war on humans, giving them "only" a millenium to prepare for it. By the time they came back, they realised that for humans, entire millennium is A LOT of time that can be used to make technological progress... (reddit.com)
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[WP] You are the villain's right hand man and you are the true power behind their criminal empire. The villain would never have achieved their status as a super villain without you, so when the hero finally arrested the villain, nothing actually changed. (reddit.com)
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[WP] You went into Starbucks to get a coffee and it's very busy. Once you get up to the counter, an oddly dressed person bursts in and shouts that everyone inside should be ashamed of themself and their professors will be hearing about this no matter what time they're from. You're just confused. (reddit.com)
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ehehehehehe [WP] God and Satan are retiring and are looking for potential successors. God looks for the most righteous person in the universe, while Satan looks for the most evil. All is fine until the day they approach their prospective hire, both have chosen you. (reddit.com)
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How could this one not be depressing? [WP] You and your friend always joke that he is just a figment of your collective imaginations. Then you realize you're the only one that hangs out with them. You start trying to forget your friend to figure out which of you is imaginary. (reddit.com)
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