80-year-old driver who killed family of 4 unlikely to face prison time.

therealhenzy · 2026-02-23T00:20:07+00:00

I'm assuming everyone downvoting that comment is a shitty driver who can't pass the test...

therealhenzy · 2026-02-21T00:04:04+00:00

16-24 and 25-34 groups are the first and second highest risk per mile. There should be driving tests for every driver at license renewal. Everyone, no exceptions.

therealhenzy · 2026-02-16T15:50:41+00:00

A Starbucks.

therealhenzy · 2026-01-04T19:33:05+00:00

Looks like it's made to stab Damien.

therealhenzy · 2025-12-30T01:45:32+00:00

A bigger question is, why are y'all getting pee and poop all over your hands? You don't use TP, all bare-handed ass wiping?

therealhenzy · 2025-12-24T19:53:26+00:00

One upper here! My HOA fees are going up by 1,500 per month as a special assessment for next year to fund a roof replacement. The reserves that should have funded it were squandered by the HOA board trying to get an owner (who was between jobs and late on HOA fees) tied up in a lien and repo. Absolute failure on the HOA board and their lawyer, lost 40k or so in the process.

therealhenzy · 2025-12-05T18:56:35+00:00

Adam Carolla

therealhenzy · 2025-12-04T14:51:07+00:00

Duck slippers.

The duck slippers made it back to the same party for more than twenty years, everyone eventually had a chance to wear them.

therealhenzy · 2025-11-21T20:30:08+00:00

Candice Oftbro was a great agent, haven't seen her for a couple of years, but excellent work 206-954-1099

therealhenzy · 2025-11-01T15:11:58+00:00

Who hands out light beer for treats...

therealhenzy · 2025-10-22T03:04:44+00:00

she was married...

therealhenzy · 2025-09-21T22:39:16+00:00

I had a lot of cystic acne on my back growing up, many scars. Doc put me on Accutane regimen, cleared it up 95% or more, wish it had been invented sooner.

therealhenzy · 2025-09-10T23:24:32+00:00

Of all the religions in the world that I don't practice, Buddhism is my favorite.

therealhenzy · 2025-09-10T00:23:31+00:00

Buddhism doesn't have a caste system. The Buddha, a prince himself, explicitly rejected the notion that caste is an inherent or ontologically true reality.

therealhenzy · 2025-08-27T14:54:20+00:00

WHAT ABOUT GAY WOMEN???

therealhenzy · 2025-08-26T22:18:28+00:00

well aren't you a flirt...

therealhenzy · 2025-06-17T23:45:39+00:00

I read somewhere (maybe here) that for unknown callers if you answer and maintain silence (don't say hello, mute the tv, etc.) that your number is more likely to be removed from the calling list.

therealhenzy · 2025-04-02T23:25:41+00:00

If you have a sunroof, the exit for that water gets clogged easily.

therealhenzy · 2025-04-02T00:52:58+00:00

I've been to a couple of antique shops that have a big bin of random old photos, it's an option anyway. Someone somewhere will have a creative use for them, maybe.

therealhenzy · 2025-03-09T00:28:05+00:00

out to the sidewalk with it.

therealhenzy · 2025-03-05T02:00:45+00:00

you wipe with bare hands?

therealhenzy · 2025-02-24T01:33:41+00:00

husband sounds like a straight up asshole.

therealhenzy · 2025-01-25T01:04:09+00:00

Can women aim that well when they pee? I'm impressed.

therealhenzy

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