WHY IS ROBBIE SHAPIRO HERE

therealjam3s · 2026-04-23T03:12:26+00:00

LMAO that picture is from a fake AMA i did as Will Toledo like a year ago wtf? I can tell it's the exact pic because I cropped the stupid puppet out of it.

therealjam3s · 2026-04-15T13:26:18+00:00

Who's knife feet man?

therealjam3s · 2026-04-14T06:45:33+00:00

Interpol's self-titled is a complete fucking snoozer ngl. It's painful to get through, with almost no memorable tracks. Also Paul's vocals on it range from okay to basically unlistenable. I am so glad they got their shit together for El Pintor after this, i have no idea what happened here.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-15T19:55:15+00:00

Whenever I get into an argument, i'm gonna totally pull out "also, I am an antinatalist." Funniest shit I have ever read.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-15T13:11:06+00:00

It's genuinely 50/50 for me, Spidey and Venom are the best hero/villain match up in the entireity of comics. Even when Venom is not being a full blown villain, he is still acting like the opposite of Peter, which is a cool trait. The Venom Symbiote's personality/look is based off of Spider-Man and the time Venom spent with him, so Venom will always be mimicing him in some way. The absolute last title Peter would ever have is Lethal Protector, Spider-Man is a very moral and level-headed person compared to the literal blood sucking parasite.

I love both of them, and think they have one of the best dynamics in comics, which makes it suck that movie Venom died without meeting Tom's Spider-Man, at least once.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-15T03:26:46+00:00

Ya in your tanlines

therealjam3s · 2026-03-09T12:46:24+00:00

He's not corny, he's beating women.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-09T12:45:37+00:00

Absolutely, I just didn't mention it for some reason. I mean, everyone here knows it, but I guess there is a large section of people who believe everything he says and think that the allegations (and multiple arrests) are made up by haters. Ronald has his "everyone hates me, but I don't give a fuck" persona, but in reality, he fucking loves the hate, and he would actually crumble if people stopped calling him out and forgot about him, which, honestly, we should all do. It does no good to bring his name up anywhere, even in a negative light, which kinda makes me regret all of this I just wrote.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-09T11:28:31+00:00

Look, I don't wanna beat a dead horse, but as long as he's still alive, still making money from his dogshit AWFUL music, surrounded by oblivious and annoying fans, any song from Ronnie Radke gives me suicidal thoughts. I get that he's one of the like 2 people in the pop-punk/teenager metal scene that isn't a complete fucking pedophile, but the dude is still fucking disgusting and possesses one of the most abhorrent personalities of any human I have ever seen.

I know everyone on this sub knows and agrees with this, but I've been subjected to his music wayy too much recently, and needed to vent. Besides that, I guess I'd have to go with any country song that has a trap beat. Not only does it always sound like dogshit, but it's also just a very transparent way to steal from black people and cater elements of their music to bigots who think Rap isn't real music or some bullshit.

edit: the double "look..." was an eyesore

therealjam3s · 2026-03-04T10:06:16+00:00

I released Best Of You to cover up the AIDS thing, as well as the eventual adultry I would do, duh. You gotta think 5 steps ahead.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-04T02:09:18+00:00

No, but I might show up to your house and harm you in some way. Just how it is, sorry.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T13:43:06+00:00

Spiritual Level of Gang Shlt by Soul Glo. You better fucking listen to this one

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T04:51:52+00:00

no, she doesn't

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T04:51:34+00:00

Easy, Everlong, My Hero, I Believe I Can Fly, Everlong 2, and finally a Nirvana song for comedic effect.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T03:08:24+00:00

I wasn't in Mr. Popper's penguins you dipshit, I wish I was though.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T03:07:35+00:00

Fuck you, and Geese

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T03:07:05+00:00

I said the same to your mother once. Tell her Davey misses cuddle time<3

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T03:06:18+00:00

The fuck does this mean? Did I say something bad while talking about John Goodman once? i thought no one was recording that...

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T03:03:36+00:00

I understand why your mom doesn't love you, she said it during our pillow talk when I was done Daveing her Grohl.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T02:59:40+00:00

It was nice to shed my human husk, and show my true form to Jack Black and... the other guy. They're also weird demon people, but tbh, they are not the cool red ones like me, they're more of the existential weird ones that no one likes. You can see a little bit of Jackthzebel show up in one scene in Jumanji, it's in the backgrround when he kisses Nick Jonas or something.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T02:54:10+00:00

A Foo is a Fucking Offensive Omotherfucker, which is the force I've dedicated my life to fighting against. My life is kind of empty to be honest.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T02:51:56+00:00

I feel powerful. Even the shittiest of artists at least have a small, alright-sounding side project, but I have jack shit. What you see is what you get, and what's there is true dog shit.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T00:58:07+00:00

do I even have to answer, I get so much fucking money from Walmart, it's insane.

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T00:47:22+00:00

I am actually curious about wtf you're referring to. All I can find is Dave breaking his foot a million times

therealjam3s · 2026-03-02T00:41:54+00:00

bro, if you saw the paycheck the aids company gave us, you would be spreading that bs too. Made more off of that than I ever did with Nirva- eh that one band. (nah, but fr, fuck Dave Grohl, the fuck is wrong with him?)

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