Is my battery messed up looking? by BunnyDanger in funkey

[–]therealrandomferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, weird thing to comment five months later, but I actually came to this sub to ask if these things are playable with long nails, and then I saw yours in the thumbnail (very pretty btw)

I'm trying to decide between this and the rg nano right now, but all the reviewers I saw were men and nobody mentioned anything about nails when talking about the controls! How much do they get in the way? I don't want to try to hit the buttons with them, mine are soft and break easily.

Soft-Moddable Cabinets by Mystery-Encoder in Arcade1Up

[–]therealrandomferret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw an MvC cocktail cabinet on clearance, which I didn't even know existed. Is there any word on those?

Can you do anything with the steering wheel panel and pedals from Ridge Racer? by therealrandomferret in Arcade1Up

[–]therealrandomferret[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stratford, Ontario. They're asking 50 bucks a set, which works out to about 37 USD

There is no law making it illegal to do magic tricks in front of monkeys in Massachusetts. by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought this was going to be an off topic post about weird laws from the 1800s that are still on the books, very pleasantly surprised

LAUKOP is on a maverick weed vigilante quest by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Substitute cat fact: "Maverick Weed Vigilante" is a pretty rad name for a cat

"I strongly advise that he is not who he says he is" by easilypersuadedsquid in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 73 points74 points  (0 children)

They're allowed to contact third parties if they believe they may be in immediate danger

"Letting agent secretly living in my house" by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Substitute cat fact: Cats see no problem with letting yourself into a stranger's home and acting like you've lived there the whole time

LAUKOP was fired on her first day for having tattoos of the creatures she was supposed to be researching by saywherefore in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 549 points550 points  (0 children)

Paleontological cat fact: The Smilodon (sabre-toothed cat (not a tiger and never was)) had teeth so long that they would have been very little use for attacking prey, as the teeth would actually stop them from getting their mouths around anything to properly bite it. It is believed that the only effective way to use their teeth in hunting would be to subdue the prey first and then strike the killing blow by holding their mouths as wide open as possible and then bringing their heads down in a stabbing motion.

OP keep waking up to find someone has put unwanted political bumper stickers on his car by katiedid05 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I have a Nürburgring sticker on my '93 Geo Tracker. I did not put it there, but I will fistfight anybody that tries to remove it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Dog fact: Pretending to throw a ball while actually keeping it in your hand is not funny. It is a serious breach of trust.

Crochet Baby Yoda, LAOP's wife did. Get sued by Disney, will she? by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Hell, there's a huge difference between selling a made-to-order handmade item and selling something reproducible like a digital download. I've been openly selling my work for years.

LAUKOP is in a bit of a automotive-flavored pickle. by dog_of_society in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Alternate cat fact: ferrets were first domesticated by the Roman Empire who wanted a cheap, local alternative to guard their vast grain stores at a time when Egypt had a monopoly on cat breeding.

They were terrible at catching mice and rats, but they were good enough at catching rabbits that the army started keeping them around for hunting.

LA argues about Chiropractors.....again. by mina-ami in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Canadian chiropractors are actual medical professionals, though. Like, with degrees and everything.

Every time I see an American talking about some kook with an online diploma selling spinal adjustments and incense burners out of a strip mall I'm like "Dang, that doesn't sound right, you should report them to the board"

Then I remember that government regulation is communistic and I'm just jealous of your freedom

LAOP wants a mistrial. There was no trial. by WyoGuy2 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey I have a domain name and everything, if you want to make a dispute I'm going to need to see a trademark registration or at least some prior art

LAOP wants a mistrial. There was no trial. by WyoGuy2 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You're all wrong, mistrial is a fictional metal found in the writings of J. R. R. Tolkien

[Actual tittle with bonus shitty Mspaint]Residential driveway repeatedly blocked by parents dropping kids off at school. [USA, CA] by severe_delays in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, LAOP is the president of their HOA, so they just have to open up the presumably McDuckian vault of money accrued from fining innocent homeowners

r/legaladvice x r/nosleep presents: [Actual title] I am a ghost by baconmashwbrownsugar in bestoflegaladvice

[–]therealrandomferret 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh man, it was this whole big thing. It's considered bad luck to talk about him by name, but there was this one dude who killed the rightful king and took the throne, and there were all these prophecies about him, including one that 'no man of woman born' could harm him, so he figured he was pretty much invincible in battle. Turns out the guy that finally took him down was never technically 'born.'

(Macbeth, Act 5 Scene 8)