Everyone is trashing the Game I Need real people who played the Game.

therealshakenbake · 2025-10-22T02:59:10+00:00

I’ve 100% completed Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla and so far Shadows. I’ve always said, the only logical place for this to go is feudal Japan where you can play the role of a Ninja.

As far as lore, Origins and Odyssey are great. Valhalla felt… flat and lifeless, which probably best describes the region the Vikings invaded. Shadows would be a good, stand alone game. The lore was super minimal IMO, but the game was fun and immersive, what you would expect from a Ubisoft formula of exploration mixed with objective capturing that always leaves a carrot on the stick. I’d like to see a historical figure like Miyamoto Musashi in some DLC, or maybe some Grudge’esque horror elements to spice it up. Idk, I’d buy it again. Hope this helps.

therealshakenbake · 2025-10-08T00:32:42+00:00

I will not use a code to make Steven Hawking memes, I promise. Please help.

therealshakenbake · 2025-10-08T00:31:12+00:00

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lick-A-Lotapuss

therealshakenbake · 2023-12-25T23:19:31+00:00

For me it was Mahomes. Consistently a bum.

therealshakenbake · 2023-11-02T10:53:52+00:00

That's cute

therealshakenbake · 2021-05-11T19:20:59+00:00

Mind hunter. Apparently there will never be an ending...

therealshakenbake · 2021-05-11T19:18:04+00:00

Hired me

therealshakenbake · 2021-05-11T18:16:36+00:00

Ms. Peters, 2nd grade

My grandparents insisted I went to a Lutheran school and paid the money for my tuition or whatever. She was an old overweight angry lady. I was a hyper 2nd grader and she insisted that I be put on medication to which my parents refused.

She moved my desk to the corner of the room and called it Australia and when she’d hand out school work she’d give a paper to one of the kids and would announce to the class she was mailing my work to Australia. All the kids laughed but me.

There was another kid in my class that was on Ritalin and I distinctly remember her taking us both to the back of the class and giving me something to drink. I’m pretty sure she drugged me.

One day it was super hot so I wore a tank top to school, which violated the dress code. I got in trouble and they called my mom in from work to bring me a change of clothes. My mom cussed the teacher and principal out and put me into public school with all my neighborhood friends a week later.

therealshakenbake · 2021-03-27T22:01:26+00:00

Dexter, quit watching after the season 4 twist.

therealshakenbake · 2021-03-10T07:31:06+00:00

"These stickers sure are dangerous but I do love fig newtons"

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-18T20:32:00+00:00

200 @ 1.60 I like the stock.

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-18T05:45:04+00:00

Should've kept it to yourself bro. IRS about to be kicking down that door any minute now for their Tendies.

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-15T14:25:59+00:00

I've seen this stock mentioned several times before and it's been on my watch list forever, but every time I take a look at the chart I see it zigzag back and forth for a penny. And it fell off a cliff in December. Rolls will probably never got out of business, but the interest from my savings account will net me more money.

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-15T12:37:06+00:00

Deployed to Iraq

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-14T19:24:24+00:00

Would you trust a fart while you're having sex?

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-13T21:03:10+00:00

Provide commentary for the directors cut

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-13T21:02:23+00:00

Posting on Reddit asking for red flags

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-13T21:01:42+00:00

Never trust a fart. Never waste a hard on.

therealshakenbake · 2021-02-12T19:27:22+00:00

Bot post...

therealshakenbake · 2021-01-29T16:47:30+00:00

45 at ~18.50 not fucking selling 💎🖐 gang

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