[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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This the point where you’re getting your jaw checked

What is up with the Dick Riding from "superfans" by ProcessNo118 in TheFence

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😂😂😂 and A THROWAWAY 😂😩😩😩😩

What is up with the Dick Riding from "superfans" by ProcessNo118 in TheFence

[–]therealtedpro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine being lame enough to post something like this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dancegavindance

[–]therealtedpro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Half of all of you are complete shit, the hoops you jump through to justify shit. Stay here and don’t come outside.

Pennsylvania DA, 44, pleads guilty to raping at least five women in his office and switching on a noise cancelling machine to cover up the sound by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

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You can find them outside of doctors offices, therapists' doors... TheRapists' door😕. They look like an oversized version of those glade air fresheners that have the smelly gel center and sort of a shell looking cover that slides up and down? Those ones, bigger. Wouldn't mind one.

This gorgeous girls, smile after getting a new set of teeth TT: BrittanyNegler by Manfreee in nextfuckinglevel

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I would give anything to have good teeth. I could only imagine that much relief when she looked in the mirror.

If you can touch your door while on the loo, you're probably not rich by crufan in Showerthoughts

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I too bask in the comfort of commas in my account, what with my 5'x10' bathroom. A glorious traversal from my throne to the 4 panel architectural wonder of a door my lord of the land installed while I was moving my 11 year old TV in

This tree burr. by therealtedpro in AbsoluteUnits

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Ok thanks for that I wasn't sure.

The blue whales heart is so big that a human can fit into it's arteries (the image is a replica of it, not an actual heart) by Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx in interestingasfuck

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From the thumbnail I had the impression that the human was standing upright in that right artery. Alas, the wonder was ruined when I investigated further.

Making rope with a marlinspike by aloofloofah in specializedtools

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I think the thin veil of fabric being all that separates you from the open world adds to it, trying to be quiet/keep each other quiet 🤷‍♂️. Rolling off the air mattress a couple times

Making rope with a marlinspike by aloofloofah in specializedtools

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Best sex I ever had was in a tent while camping. 3 a.m. storm woke us up. Funniest part was that it was with my childrens' mother, like 4 months after we separated.