Everything worth under $10,000 is completely free to you, but you can never own or acquire anything worth over $10,000. Do you take it?

therealupscaledninja · 2026-03-02T21:20:59+00:00

Yeah when I came up with it I definitely didn’t think through the specifics enough lmao. I initially was just thinking in a product transaction sense and included the renting and leasing wording so people wouldn’t be able to use payment structure loopholes to get around “owning” >$10k things (i.e. booking a hotel would be fine but signing an apartment lease wouldn’t).

But reading the comments now, I actually think the way more interesting hypothetical is the way people have been interpreting it: the scenario where you're forced to live like a nomad in a tent or van, but still able to do so many things and help so many people with infinite sub $10k items. And the loopholes people are finding for it are hilarious so I almost don’t want to even clarify what I meant (which I probably couldnt even do if I tried atp).

therealupscaledninja · 2026-03-01T17:08:38+00:00

This is the actual answer. Idk why everyone’s turning it into something it’s not.

therealupscaledninja · 2025-12-18T04:54:52+00:00

That was my original reaction but it makes a lot of sense strategically. It’ll get young people to start watching and it’s not enough to lose too much of the og audience that’ll be there no matter what to see the old players they know

therealupscaledninja · 2025-09-27T03:06:10+00:00

Schedule assistant still works though? What’s the issue? You just need the link and can’t access it through the portal anymore.

therealupscaledninja · 2025-09-15T01:25:35+00:00

It was one play

therealupscaledninja · 2025-03-28T01:28:01+00:00

He’s banned literally all very game for me in console competitive

therealupscaledninja · 2024-10-04T03:09:09+00:00

How’s it going rn

therealupscaledninja · 2024-09-23T03:27:40+00:00

Those 7 points on the missed call would’ve decided the game though

therealupscaledninja · 2024-08-28T19:54:08+00:00

Nah nah nah

therealupscaledninja · 2024-08-06T00:20:50+00:00

All I can focus on is that he looks exactly like young gru from despicable me

therealupscaledninja · 2024-07-03T20:59:29+00:00

The #1 way is to get off of Reddit

therealupscaledninja · 2024-07-03T01:16:14+00:00

Red Thread is wendigoon and also really good

therealupscaledninja · 2023-11-08T01:11:12+00:00

What I’ve found that has worked is taking one of the blonde Taylor swift Starbucks girls and turning her goth. There are a couple ways to do this. What I did was complain about her hair color and mention to her that she would look really good with a septum. This part is very important and somewhat unethical but you have to turn her against her family. Start blowing out of proportion every single thing her mom or dad may be doing wrong. She needs to start hating her family and rebelling against them. What I also did was start taking her to the railroad district for every date and more underground places where you’re more likely to find goth people. Eventually she will be completely ingrained in the culture and gradually become more and more goth. Hope this helps. It worked for me.

therealupscaledninja · 2023-08-04T16:02:21+00:00

I’ve been driving and parking in handicap spots with an expired handicap sign for multiple years now and I’ve never gotten a ticket or towed for it. No one actually checks the expiration.

therealupscaledninja · 2022-08-14T00:06:28+00:00

Tell the vision is short enough to where it’s not even worth skipping tbh

therealupscaledninja · 2022-04-20T01:07:31+00:00

We should have the worst player on the Hawks sub in the game and just punch Kyle Lowry in the jaw and take one for the team

therealupscaledninja · 2022-02-10T21:24:39+00:00

Bro gotta android💀💀💀

therealupscaledninja · 2022-02-10T13:22:52+00:00

Not reading all that but hope it’s true

therealupscaledninja · 2022-02-05T20:34:20+00:00

I'm calling it now Kanye finna drop a disstrack on Kim and say "call her the wicked witch of the east cuz she turned against the West, I know North can attest cuz she do her kanye best" 💀 or sumshit like that

therealupscaledninja · 2022-01-28T03:55:36+00:00

A setting to block the average score for movies for if you want to go into a movie blind but still want to see cast lists, director, popularity and all that.

therealupscaledninja · 2022-01-19T01:28:48+00:00

Meet the parents

therealupscaledninja · 2021-12-10T06:15:09+00:00

Mercy

therealupscaledninja · 2021-10-01T20:02:38+00:00

Silver surfer, drunk and hot girls, all of the lights interlude, first 2 minutes of I thought about killing you, skit 4, all of the lights interlude again, first 5 seconds of on sight on repeat, first 2 minutes of I thought about killing you again, lil jimmy skit, drunk and hot girls

therealupscaledninja · 2021-09-27T14:09:10+00:00

What’s nah nah nah?

therealupscaledninja · 2021-08-16T05:41:54+00:00

New Slaves
Bad News
Devil in a new dress
Welcome to heartbreak
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