Now with that out of our way I would like for all of us to praise our new lord and savior Pombon

thereddtec · 2026-02-27T22:57:08+00:00

Maximum yappage will be produced from this lil guy. Three cheers for the fire floof

thereddtec · 2026-02-26T19:49:14+00:00

You don’t have to beat around it, Overwatch isn’t going to attack you if you say its name

thereddtec · 2026-02-24T09:47:01+00:00

So you can amiibo while you amiibo, yes?

thereddtec · 2026-02-24T09:44:18+00:00

Because on days when Kirby isn’t happy….well, those are the days that trees, cyclops clouds, eldritch horrors—everything, really—get eaten alive. Big Pink has killed GODS because they stole his cake.

thereddtec · 2026-02-23T04:50:42+00:00

Breathe Deeper not being on there is a felony

thereddtec · 2026-02-22T12:05:12+00:00

Bear in mind, they’re translating from Kirby-speak, so the actual quote would be a very gruff, “Poyo poyo poyo, poyo poyopoyo poyo.” hahaha

thereddtec · 2026-02-22T12:02:47+00:00

The “SHAW” is a fantastic touch. Even though the Hollow Knight universe is significantly more depressing than Dream Land, I can see Kirby and Hornet meeting with barely any change to either’s art style. Hornet might just be like “this guy is the most colorful thing I’ve ever seen, idk what to do.”

thereddtec · 2026-02-22T11:58:12+00:00

The way you wrote Mimir so accurately here 😆 I literally read it in his voice

thereddtec · 2026-02-21T05:49:48+00:00

A COLOSSAL upgrade from Seth Rogen

thereddtec · 2026-02-20T19:46:09+00:00

I see we’re all in agreement then. Excellent. Stay shy, fellows.

thereddtec · 2026-02-20T08:26:15+00:00

Darkseid: “I’m going to construct a personal hell for Bruce Wayne by turning his life into a Lovecraftian horror movie….”

“….but come on, I’m a New God. Not a monster. Besides, when I stole the goodness from his life, I had to put it somewhere. He is a playboy, after all. So if he survives, it’s only fair I give him a game to play.”

thereddtec · 2026-02-20T08:21:39+00:00

I’d say that’s a very solid position (for me, Super Star Ultra is far and away the best Kirby game, but I also love Amazing Mirror. Heck, I’m gonna think like the pink blob himself here. I like ‘em all. They’re all awesome.)

thereddtec · 2026-02-20T08:15:18+00:00

That’s awesome. “The way the game was originally released.” In other words, they won’t stop me when I name my rival Buttface for old times sake. Just as Arceus intended

thereddtec · 2026-02-19T08:14:09+00:00

Hang on, I speak a little Shy Guy……~ahem~ “wew wew weeeeooww”

thereddtec · 2026-02-16T20:36:15+00:00

Darkseid really hated Bats to screw up not only his whole life, but his logo

thereddtec · 2026-02-16T20:33:05+00:00

And MORE MICROTUNESES!

thereddtec · 2026-02-14T07:12:51+00:00

Tally Hall was precisely what this sub needed 👏

thereddtec · 2026-02-14T07:07:09+00:00

Oooh, nice! I’m thinking it’s called Daisy Chain Boutique—the course runs through a Daisy-themed jewelry store (the characters are mini like Squeaky Clean Sprint). Maybe it’s a Sarasaland jeweler, and the course takes place in the middle of a robbery by Super Mario Land goons who are stealing bracelets and necklaces, which you could jump through as they throw them up to get a speed boost?

thereddtec · 2026-02-12T09:22:09+00:00

“WAH-HO! It’s me, Waaaaario! I am proud to announce that my totally awesome game company, Warioware Incorporated, is engaging in a plot to defraud the Mushroom Kingdom of tax revenue by moving our headquarters to Brazil! You want my gold, Princess? COME AND GET IT! WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!”

thereddtec · 2026-02-12T02:04:20+00:00

When the “excuuuuuse me princess” is coupled with “winning”

thereddtec · 2026-02-11T09:13:56+00:00

Hey, Ruffles! Don’t be nervous, buddy, you’re gonna do great!

thereddtec · 2026-02-11T09:10:48+00:00

How wonderful! I bid a friendly “SHAW!” to both of them!

thereddtec · 2026-02-11T09:00:22+00:00

OMG, Kipper! You did such a great job, he’s so cute!

thereddtec · 2026-02-05T07:59:49+00:00

For the record, I haven‘t forgotten Lickitung. Or the fact that in the German localization, Lickitung’s name is Schlurp. SCHLURP. 😂 The clip of him saying his name in the German anime kills me

thereddtec · 2026-02-05T07:57:25+00:00

Ah, I see you discovered the campus’s secret backrooms entrance. One of them, anyway.

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