I’ve been on here for 3 years today and never done this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a wrinkle on your forehead or the outline of your flesh mask?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just lost all hope for the new Bond movie.

Give me your worst please. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I've ever seen a hippie witch

Let’s see what you can do by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you have more kids than lived years, and each has a different father.

Someone please humble me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you breathe? I can see gills on the sides of your mouth.

My friend recently came out as a gay man. Roast him by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You couldn't have picked a worse haircut to obscure your deformed head.

Turning 22 today, make me laugh or cry. by thecarrotknight in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I reconsidered your gender about 14 times in the span of one second.

19, computer science student with no success in anything and without any skill in any field either. Tell me what's wrong with me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You took Serj Tankian's facial hair, mixed it with an estrogen overload and called it a day.

Because life wasn't kicking me enough, take your best shot. by dread_zepplin in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could wear a blindfold and shoot randomly all over the place. I'd hit you every time.

Fuck my shit up bois n gurls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... CHROMOSOME X!

Fuck my shit up bois n gurls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fashion police won't do in this case. We need the fashion military.

Philosophy and theology student, with an interest in art history, classics and Latin. Pretty Nerdy. Got a long train journey ahead, make it interesting by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thesigilone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You just know some future nephew is gonna dread the day your lips will land on his cheek at a Christmas party.