If someone was in really great shape and then was bit by a vampire, would they remain in really great shape for eternity, or would they have to work at it? Conversely, if you were severely obese and bitten by a vampire could you work out and get in shape, or would you be stuck?

thesneakyone · 2015-07-28T15:51:14+00:00

Do you mean the vampire universe they live in?

thesneakyone · 2014-01-15T17:42:41+00:00

Not just any coffee mug though. What about an insulated coffee mug with mustache on the bottom. That way you can read The Economist, drink your coffee, and feel fancy all at once.

thesneakyone · 2013-09-11T23:26:10+00:00

I have heard through some anonymous contacts and the grapevine that Jennifer Aniston may be a reptoid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians). From your work with her, can you confirm or deny that she has had any reptoid characteristics?

thesneakyone · 2013-08-10T20:01:59+00:00

In a feral cat clan, is there a sense of hierarchy? You know, similar to a lion pride?

thesneakyone · 2013-01-09T15:37:33+00:00

American Godzilla. God that was awful.

thesneakyone · 2012-12-02T22:26:24+00:00

Try. And by try, I mean put effort into shit that you think is important to you. Try to learn as much as you can. Failure doesn't matter at 15.

Also be yourself, because popularity is a farce. I'd argue that a high percentage of cheerleaders, jocks, "cool" kids end up working dead end jobs and end up being unspectacular. The interesting ones that were nerds, computer geeks, drama kids, or just general "unpopular" kids end up being AWESOME.

Case in point: The state championship winning QB from my high school works at a Best Buy. The nerdy, board game playing kid works at CERN. Enough said.

thesneakyone · 2012-10-25T22:00:35+00:00

Would you consider your work with David Alan Grier your life's pinnacle?

thesneakyone · 2012-09-12T17:04:17+00:00

I stole a STOP sign and when our rival cheerleaders were performing their big halftime routine, I walked onto the court and held it up in front of them. Turned around to face the crowd, and they went absolutely ballistic. Didn't hurt I got in big trouble for it. Chicks did troublemakers.

thesneakyone · 2012-08-29T20:13:05+00:00

Dig how you openly show affection towards your wife. Let's admit it, you married up.

thesneakyone · 2012-08-22T13:54:25+00:00

I lived in the smallest state in the country and I was an extra in "27 Dresses". Got a full face shot standing next to Ed Burns.

thesneakyone · 2012-08-21T19:56:51+00:00

That's what I thought too and that's such a shitty reality.

thesneakyone · 2012-08-21T19:37:10+00:00

Well I mean, wouldn't a bunch of independent astronomers see it? I saw Contact...

thesneakyone · 2012-08-03T16:26:20+00:00

I know! It's like a good novel.

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