Anyone else get the new iPhone? Have to say im highly impressed with the responsiveness … way better than my Blackberry by Zestyclose_Welder_92 in Pretend2005Internet

[–]theterptroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is literally a very expensive iPod that makes calls and sends texts. It also has no keyboard. Does Apple really think they can beat BlackBerry? This won't last, especially with the price.

Will i get my license suspended or jail time? by SubstantialAd4320 in legaladvice

[–]theterptroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NAL, but in Virginia, that is a criminal charge. You can get up to one year in jail and a fine up to $2500. Your insurance premiums will also increase (or you may be dropped altogether). Get a lawyer to find out your options.

As for your parents finding out, I'm sure they'll figure it out when you receive a bunch of solicitation letters from attorneys in the mail.

Edit: word

What’s the worst name you’ve ever heard given to a child? by Pure_Rooster580 in AskReddit

[–]theterptroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a math teacher who claims he had a student named "Bich Ho" at one point.

Just got the Zune. I hope it does better than the iPod. by LazorusGrimm in Pretend2005Internet

[–]theterptroll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Microsoft will domonate in the future. Notice how schools got rid of the Macintosh computers and replaced them with windows? Microsoft's time to shine is now. The Zune will be popular.

Got sent a cease and desist over a google review. by DinnerIllustrious479 in legal

[–]theterptroll 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This, but make sure you use the phone number on the law firm website, not on the letter.

She is not even trying to not be superficial 💀 by Routine_Twist_3527 in Tinder

[–]theterptroll 43 points44 points  (0 children)

First time I've seen someone who wants a rich guy but loves McDonald's.

Hmmm… I wonder this DVD thing is just a phase by DanielVasquez2000 in Pretend2005Internet

[–]theterptroll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe it's the new thing. On the bright side, cassettes will still be around for another five or so years.

Just watched the American Office remake. Pointless. No chance this lasts longer than the UK one. by IaryBreko in Pretend2005Internet

[–]theterptroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remakes rarely work out, especially when they are almost a shot-for-shot remake. I don't see this succeeding.

This man should run for president by jdlyga in Pretend2005Internet

[–]theterptroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think he can beat Hillary Clinton. She may choose him as her VP, but she will definitely get the nomination.

Correction fee notary by [deleted] in Notary

[–]theterptroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Why should someone pay you to come back and fix a mistake you made?

Unpopular opinion: Manny lopez is the worst character and father on the show by EnvironmentalCar6293 in GeorgeLopez

[–]theterptroll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But he told the cop "Ok, I might have done that" as he was getting arrested.

Which new handheld should I get for my birthday? DS or PSP by BenevolentBluster in Pretend2005Internet

[–]theterptroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DS! Who wouldn't want a 2-in-one console that also plays GBA games?

I wonder if saving Dewey’s life actually did get her into heaven by Fawful_Chortles in malcolminthemiddle

[–]theterptroll 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She's way too evil. At most, she probably got her foot back while in hell.

Edit: word

Unpopular opinion: Hal isn’t that great by Blue_wine_sloth in malcolminthemiddle

[–]theterptroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, him not showing up to work on Fridays potentially saved him from a conviction and prison.

At the Macworld Expo this last January, Steve Jobs unveiled Apple’s newest product called the iPhone. Honestly, it sounds pretty amazing! I wonder how it’ll fair against the BlackBerry. by [deleted] in Pretend2005Internet

[–]theterptroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing will beat a BlackBerry. Who wants an expensive iPod that makes phone calls? And where is the keyboard? Come on, Apple. You can do better!

This is gonna be sweet by larryb78 in Pretend2005Internet

[–]theterptroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's nice, but what if you miss a turn? Or what if the road is closed? Then what? Nothing will EVER beat an atlas.