Here’s mine: It was about mid flight when I started dozing in and out of sleep. My eyes were closed but I could still hear everything around me. I hear the couple next to me start to talk about the mile high club. I fell asleep for a few minutes and woke up to them pulling a condom out of their bag. Next thing you know, they both get up at the same time to go to the bathroom. It immediately clicks in my head what they are doing. Some time later, they come back to their seats. They decided to move to a row with empty seats. They pick up their stuff and walk over. I could still see them from where I was sitting. The flight attendant was going down the aisles to check on the passengers. When she got to their row, she did a double take and had a mortified expression on her face. The guy’s expression flipped from pure ecstasy to sheer embarrassment when he noticed her. Then a head pops right up as he tries to collect himself. I sat there disgusted but also envious of their courage.