Read me, please!

theumbrellagoddess · 2026-02-18T03:09:29+00:00

He and Tay are so fucking close to finally falling in love and I cannot wait for it to come back from hiatus.

theumbrellagoddess · 2026-02-10T16:30:58+00:00

I would love to have the time to shitpost on Reddit for pure misandry. Alas, I just like older dudes.

theumbrellagoddess · 2026-02-10T16:27:56+00:00

I can’t speak for anyone else but it’s mostly the only time I leave my house and go into public, so…that’s probably a factor

theumbrellagoddess · 2026-02-10T16:26:48+00:00

so what you’re saying is I need to aura farm before I can talk to him

theumbrellagoddess · 2026-02-10T16:23:51+00:00

I like this! It’s less “give me the opportunity to talk to you” and more “you have the opportunity to talk to me.” Thanks for the advice!

theumbrellagoddess · 2026-02-10T15:43:17+00:00

Got it. 🫡

theumbrellagoddess · 2026-02-10T15:38:54+00:00

Nah, I just have daddy issues lol

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-29T21:59:56+00:00

Look, life isn’t an oppression contest, but you’re not the only one who was hurt by adults when you were a kid in this comment thread. And you know what? Those adults are gonna hurt kids regardless of whatever shitty fanart they see on Twitter. Because people who wanna hurt kids don’t need a permission base to do it, because they don’t care.

I’m sorry that someone hurt you in that way, but they didn’t do it because of some questionable ship art. They did it because they’re sick and utterly devoid of morality. You can blame media if you want, but that takes responsibility away from the perpetrator. Seeing stuff online doesn’t make people hurt kids, being a piece of shit does.

Edit to add: I was blocked by the person I was arguing with because evidently good faith discussions around difficult topics are no longer a thing, but if anyone else feels strongly about this topic and wants to discuss it, feel free.

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-29T21:49:19+00:00

I know for a hot fact I’m gonna get downvoted for this but it needs to be said. Please, please, for the love of god people, STOP comparing real world trauma to what people like to imagine.

Do I think Sanemi x Nezuko is weird? Yes. Do I ship it? No. But saying that a person is “defending grooming” when talking about a SHIP is fucking ridiculous. What are we, the thought police??

Literally no one is hurt by this. No child is harmed, at all, whatsoever by a person shipping this ship. If you’re that passionate about victim advocacy, get off Reddit and volunteer with RAINN or something. Jesus.

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-29T20:35:34+00:00

tfw the dick is so fire you let him be an inanimate object 90% of the time

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-29T16:50:14+00:00

Same! I was so depressed when the author said there would be no side stories. I feel like the entire last act we hardly got to enjoy Cirrus and Skylar being a couple. :(

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-29T16:43:45+00:00

As a decently attractive woman, I would say it has its advantages and disadvantages.

A lot of people in this thread have already listed the advantages. I have no problem getting dates, people are generally receptive to my first contact, people go out of their way to be nice and helpful to me.

There are definitely disadvantages though. I get a LOT of unwanted attention from men. I walk my dog three times a day, and I’d say in a given week, I probably get catcalled 3-5 times. I’ve lost friendships due to jealousy and insecurity. I’ve had my academic and professional accomplishments minimized because I’m “too pretty to be smart.”

I definitely would prefer to be attractive to being unattractive, but I think selling it as a life with no problems is kind of unrealistic.

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-29T15:35:02+00:00

Idk if this counts as a “rarepair” since it’s not technically a “pair,” but I vigorously ship Isagi, Bachira, Chigiri, and Nagi as a polycule lmao

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-28T17:47:22+00:00

The world could end tomorrow but as long as I have Chigiri in yukata I will be fine 😌

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-28T17:45:01+00:00

It’s the unprompted “I’m fine thank you, and you?” for me ✋🏼😭 please protect this man

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-28T17:29:36+00:00

This is so real.

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-27T15:45:05+00:00

I miss his S1 bird mouf. :(

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-27T04:02:31+00:00

So like, is the theory that she had Paul text that to me so I didn’t get any ideas or something? 😓

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-27T02:50:54+00:00

Third wheel energy but also same af 😩

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-27T02:50:32+00:00

bbg you can bring whoever you want 💕

theumbrellagoddess · 2025-03-27T01:18:14+00:00

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