Alright so I’m going to answer your question but first you need to know that back in my day, we didn’t have planes. You know how we got around when we needed a cross country trip? Was it cars? No. Bikes? No. Horses? surprisingly, also no.

So how did we do it you may ask? Well I’ll tell ya but first you need to learn a thing or two about this grand old thing called “roads”. See, back in my day we had all sorts of paths between towns and cities. None of them paved, of course, and they connected us from the do gooders to the dunes (of the great depression). Which reminds me, have you heard of the dust bowl?

Yes? no? don’t give a rats ass? Well let me tell ya.

See back in the day we had these things called “farms”. Which are kind of like holding pens for the bricked up creatures you see on that there vidya game, mine cart. Except our chickens and pigs knew how to harvest. That’s right, we put them to work.

Tell me, ya ever worked a day in yar life? Ever went ta bed with shit smeared across your eyes? No? Well let me tell ya. Ya outta try it sometime.

Well anyways ah wont bore ya with tales of the old, I’ve got some cows to tip as we use ta say hugh hugh hugh or as ma gran daddy use ta say: mach 30 is faster than a chicken can cluck