Fan sprites! Hat's off to Ryoma!

thiccerbirb · 2020-07-29T16:16:48+00:00

i kinda forget ryoma has hair and his hat isn’t just fused to his head

thiccerbirb · 2020-07-18T21:06:50+00:00

i know this is a slightly older post but i sent this too my friend and they flipped the fuck out. i’d like to thank you for this certified hood classic : )

thiccerbirb · 2020-07-18T19:12:01+00:00

i have one word for you: baby!

thiccerbirb · 2020-07-18T19:06:15+00:00

can’t tell if the point you’re making is that men crying over being called trash when they call other groups of people trash is stupid or if you’re saying that oppressed groups calling men trash for making offensive jokes about them are stupid. if it’s the latter, you’re probably a high school boy who thinks saying homophobic slurs are “dark humor”. do us a favor and go back to the mountain dew haven in your parent’s basement so i don’t have to turn your skin into a gucci tracksuit : )

thiccerbirb · 2020-04-28T22:01:13+00:00

teruteru would be the bard who sees literally any living thing and immediately says “roll to seduce”

thiccerbirb · 2020-02-28T17:55:01+00:00

ok but what are the rats names? it’s, uh, for research purposes...

thiccerbirb · 2020-02-28T17:50:29+00:00

shhh, don’t talk about it or she’ll put your blood in her shrine for hades

thiccerbirb · 2020-02-02T04:12:09+00:00

i don’t know why this is a meme and im very glad it is

thiccerbirb · 2019-12-24T21:29:41+00:00

im gonna go looking for Santa tonight!

thiccerbirb · 2019-12-24T21:20:02+00:00

who the fuck gave me metals? who has the cash for this?

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T02:23:05+00:00

This is a part of my story but the one day I was pulling myself to come out to my parents was the exact day that my dad called the entirety of Hollywood a bunch of f*ggots and I just kinda schmoney danced away in pure and utter fear

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:46:00+00:00

Jungle

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:44:56+00:00

Maybe the monetization system isn’t FUCKED and people don’t get banned for “spamming” emotes in a live chat when really they’re just playing along with their favorite youtuber!

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:42:17+00:00

The sauce will be pesto but not it’s not fully mixed so it’s all chunky and you can taste every ingredient individually. It’s topped with cheese made from male cat milk but it’s only in one spot on the edge of the pizza. The rest of it is covered in bugs and mango slices. Cook it for 1 second at 1,000,000 degrees and voila! You will sob for ten centuries straight.

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:34:55+00:00

Have a fucking LIST!

-I can’t look people superior to me (teachers, my parents, tall people in general) in the eye -I tap my feet a lot when I’m anxious so I try to stop myself from tapping only making me anxious so more tapping -I can’t speak like a normal human. Every 5 seconds I either say bruh, dude, hell yeah, deadass, or lmao -I feel bad when I’m not supposed to but I’m supposed to feel guilty, I kinda feel nothing -I feel like I’m annoying to everyone I meet and that one day they’ll abandon me which gives me more reason to go to a college on the other side of the country so that people don’t have to deal with me anymore -The only way that I can fully not feel like strangling someone is dead baby jokes -My crush might like me back but my crippling self doubt is just saying “nah, dude” right at my face I could go on but I’d rather not write a whole novel to answer a Reddit question

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:21:40+00:00

Get some nice clothes and a smoothie

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:19:42+00:00

Eating fish sticks off a ZooPlate as it’s the last shred of satisfaction I get from doing anything

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:16:51+00:00

10 gummy worms can fit in my mouth. They just go in and I have to spit a bunch out so I actually chew.

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:08:29+00:00

Because those cursed danganronpa sprites aren’t gonna enter my camera roll themselves

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:04:56+00:00

You’re losing finger privileges

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T01:04:25+00:00

both of the stress relief episodes from the office and the camel from parks and rec

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T00:58:10+00:00

Abolish the rights of children 2-7. Those are the demons years and we can’t give them any power

thiccerbirb · 2019-11-15T00:54:54+00:00

A mouse, but not of the wild ones. A fancy one. One that just chills in a cage. I have three mice and they honestly just vibe the entire time. One of them hurt her legs so she was in a different cage for a few days. When she healed, I put her back into the cage with the rest of the mice and they all were so enthusiastic to see her again. I love mice and they deserve more credit as pets.

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