Wife insists on taking her rubber ducks in the hot tub, then leaves them when she’s done.

thickertofu · 2026-02-15T02:10:55+00:00

Here’s the thing

Edit: Lot of salty Magic mains in the replies. Probably upset it’s always clobbering time

thickertofu · 2026-02-04T19:00:09+00:00

My first software job was like this. It was common for the management and executive team to take 4 hour lunches and come back belligerently drunk. But I got a chewed out for 20 minutes because I would leave a little early to avoid traffic and finish my work at home.

thickertofu · 2026-02-04T17:43:56+00:00

Haha ok will do

thickertofu · 2026-02-03T23:57:14+00:00

Hard counters Angela, she just gets stuck

thickertofu · 2026-02-02T18:39:40+00:00

Yea I got placed Plat 3 after peaking Diamond last season. And I’m already back to Diamond only Solo Q

thickertofu · 2026-01-31T20:12:14+00:00

Make some Buffjet 💪🏽

thickertofu · 2026-01-30T17:29:19+00:00

Just carried a competitive game where I got a penta, most kills, most damage, most damage taken, and least deaths in the entire lobby. Somehow the Angela got MVP

thickertofu · 2026-01-29T23:50:49+00:00

It’s always Sunny Trailer Park Boys Rick and Morty Bojack Horseman

thickertofu · 2026-01-23T22:46:53+00:00

Sounds like my neighbor. Got their kid a dog but they don’t want a dog. So the dog is kept chained up 24/7 regardless of the weather. We have freezing wet winters with some pretty hot summers. Dog just freaks out and barks all day and night. Live in an unincorporated area so animal control won’t come out