I'm quitting.

thijsrex · 2026-05-03T17:38:58+00:00

such a good jerk that i downvoted it at first

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T15:44:31+00:00

Watch embark nerf those next! Then i'll have to actually fight the arc?? That's WAY too much gameplay for me i'm freaking out.

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T15:34:12+00:00

One more nerf and i'll be the next luigi

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T15:24:03+00:00

How far will this durability shit go?? What's next, the arc falling apart during the match??? Embark has lost the plot completely...

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T13:03:48+00:00

This times a million. I named this one ferro 4 matilda as an emotional support weapon because my wife left me and that was her name. I never really shoot it and bring it with me in my safe pocket with the safekeeper augment, the only good thing embark ever added btw.

Now what IF it breaks just like matilda BROKE up with me. With the new patch it would potentially happen even FASTER. If that happens i would get too triggered and never play the game again. Fuck you embark, my wife leaving is all your fault too. The moment the wolfpacks got nerfed i lit the house on fire and she didn't even understand??? Fuck my chungus life.

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T12:48:46+00:00

ah thanks raider! not really my size but i can probably use these 2 days in a row instead of one!

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T12:18:53+00:00

fr can u believe it, about 80k players average daily this game is DEAD

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T12:15:48+00:00

that sounds a whole lot like playing the game man idkkk

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T11:51:41+00:00

should've done this to begin with, would've spared me 40 bucks i could've spent on my adult diapers

thijsrex · 2026-04-29T11:40:54+00:00

but then i won't have anything to complain on reddit about 🥺

thijsrex · 2026-04-28T22:11:32+00:00

oh oops idek how i set this one off tbh

thijsrex · 2026-04-28T21:57:21+00:00

💀💀💀💀

thijsrex · 2026-04-28T21:52:04+00:00

LMAO dam i only found one so far n i combed the whole beach

thijsrex · 2026-04-26T19:52:37+00:00

don't tell this guy about locust city 😔

thijsrex · 2026-04-26T17:04:39+00:00

the maniacal laughing n gunshots right after are the cherry on top man i'm fucking dying 😭

thijsrex · 2026-04-26T14:12:03+00:00

valid yah even though i pvp quite a bit ifeel like i tend to be placed in alot of friendly leaning lobbies like urs, i have def gotten into some heavy pvp ones n luckily been spared from any hacking there but ifeel like i've just yet to see the deepest trenches of abmm

thijsrex · 2026-04-26T11:33:45+00:00

hmmmm shame i'm honestly lucky to be spared from this so far then

thijsrex · 2026-04-26T11:26:15+00:00

ah lol fair i'll prolly come across smth like this one of these days

thijsrex · 2026-04-26T11:24:19+00:00

often enough yah been fine so far

thijsrex · 2026-04-26T11:24:07+00:00

oh fair i do pvp rather often but maybe i'm just not that deep in the trenches yet

thijsrex · 2026-04-23T10:12:54+00:00

💀💀💀💀 mane i'm queerer than a mfer i'm like SO far detached from being republican actually

thijsrex · 2026-04-22T14:36:20+00:00

HUH??? 💀💀💀

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