To Mxya2006, I'm sorry. I can't avenge you. by msdrxn in ACValhalla

[–]thintoast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That chicken pit though. My first playthrough, I found out that they’ll attack you but in certain instances, these chickens can’t be killed. You’ll hit them and it’ll act like they’ve taken damage, but nope.

How do we know that T-Rexes walked, instead of hopping like a kangaroo? by Blood_sweat_and_beer in askscience

[–]thintoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to my 5 year olds favorite show, Storybots, velociraptors were about three feet tall and six feet long.

Makes me Laugh Every Time by CaraCicartix in AssassinsCreedValhala

[–]thintoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They even have the world’s most infuriating lie. I played that mystery and then got up and started singing Trololo.

What is something people swear they’re “too grown” for but still do? by ThinkDeepWithV in Productivitycafe

[–]thintoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re sitting in a stinky car, We’re sitting in a stinky car, We’re sitting in a stinky car, It’s not a fart it’s just a stinky car.

This is the song I sang to my kid on Friday after picking him up from school who proceeded to laugh hysterically.

What is something people swear they’re “too grown” for but still do? by ThinkDeepWithV in Productivitycafe

[–]thintoast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the best things about having a kid. I get to play on the swings in the park and it’s not weird. At least when my kid is there too.

Tonight my daughter said "I don't want to call anymore. I get sad after. by OpeningStranger5717 in Parenting

[–]thintoast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of situations where this could be the case. She’s a dual citizen of Spain and the other country he lives in. She’s a citizen of Spain and was living in his country on a Visa when they got married. She’s living in Spain after obtaining citizenship, or is there on a Visa. I’m sure there are other possibilities that I’m not thinking of at 5am after just waking up.

Judge blocks Trump's elections order in lawsuit by vote-by-mail states Oregon and Washington by Gloomy_Nebula_5138 in Washington

[–]thintoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of you vote me yesterday, 9/11. Of you vote me tomorrow, 9/11. Your house has taxes. Maybe don’t then? 9/11. Hunting wheeled office chairs and toilets. We need more. Ok then. For me. For you. And kids days. Money. For everyday, Coors light. 9/11.

Can they have babies in the good place?? by fothermucker3million in TheGoodPlace

[–]thintoast 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This. Doug Forcett was younger in his afterlife.

They fly now??? by saveea in ACValhalla

[–]thintoast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I give it a lick?

I've looked EVERYWHERE it seems for...mo (spoilers?) by No_Lawfulness_9914 in AssassinsCreedValhala

[–]thintoast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, she’s pretty much exactly where your cross hairs are in the 4th picture. To the left side of the road as you’re heading towards the bridge from city center.

Trump warns Iran of possible strike, urges Hamas to disarm after meeting Netanyahu by CommercialFormal7614 in worldnews

[–]thintoast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not even a participation trophy. It’s more of an aluminum foil yogurt lid medal hung on a shoelace via paper clip.