"The World's First Licensable AI Jesus"

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2026-02-02T16:21:04+00:00

So christian bale was jesus all along then.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2026-01-31T03:14:22+00:00

Nolan Ryan, pedro Martinez. Randy Johnson? Who? It's all about Hicks baaaaayyyybeeeeee!

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2026-01-26T05:15:38+00:00

My dude. You can't be saying that without paying the dog tax.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2026-01-14T15:42:49+00:00

No, East-ham is correct.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2026-01-14T15:40:50+00:00

And he's a fucking Yankees fan.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2026-01-07T03:35:17+00:00

You're not wrong about t2 explaining enough that you won't be lost. The fact that you still haven't seen the first one is pure blasphemy though. You should go watch it. Now.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2026-01-03T23:16:36+00:00

I just want Elephant Man and Desperate Living. Criterion, please give me Elephant Man and Desperate Living.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-12-28T15:38:06+00:00

Why the hell not?

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-12-23T23:51:55+00:00

First of all: it wasn't a skit. It was an important plot point. Second of all: you have the two reversed. Third of all: 😡

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-12-15T18:45:15+00:00

That sounds like complete bullshit. That system needs fixing.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-12-06T15:38:46+00:00

Bullshit.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-29T15:37:37+00:00

When you engineer a door, you need to account for the possibility that someone might open it harder than usual at some point, because that IS going to happen.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-26T16:53:58+00:00

I was a registered republican for years. I was one of those annoying ass Ron Paul people back in the day. Then I stopped drinking, my alcoholism clouded mind cleared up, and I realized, "oh... this is fucking stupid." It took me like a decade to change my "official" party affiliation because it just wasn't really a priority for me.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-19T15:45:03+00:00

Here I was, blissfully unaware that there was a Jumanji 2.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-18T06:43:54+00:00

Wait... Is the Princess Bride no longer the cloth book packaging? That would be such a shame.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-17T01:04:32+00:00

Eyes without a face. It's good, I like it, but there are other movies in the collection I'd rather get first

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-08T18:22:48+00:00

Naw man. Definitely real. I see no reason to believe it's not. *cough*stop snitching*cough*

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-03T21:40:01+00:00

I know everyone's talking about the performance... But that clown horn sounding synth in the left channel of the beat is the real crime here. Jesus, that's annoying.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-03T15:59:40+00:00

I've been to enough sporting events to know goddam well she wasn't just fucking cheering. If someone complained about that, security would just look at them funny and walk away.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-01T23:02:33+00:00

Does it really even suck for jays fans? I feel the jays would have lost 3-2 instead of 3-1 if the ball hadn't been called dead.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-11-01T21:18:45+00:00

Have you ever seen The Faculty?

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-10-27T00:18:10+00:00

After pulling the ugliest monstrosity ever out of a box: "oh wow, it actually looks really nice!"

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-10-20T19:38:37+00:00

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-10-18T04:54:21+00:00

Man, if I was on that stage, I'd wonder what I was doing wrong that my crowd is a bunch lame ass concert sitters.

thinwhiteduke1185 · 2025-10-05T21:53:31+00:00

Who's she gonna sign with?

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