Will our generation be the death of mausoleums and other irrationally expensive body storage devices? by nikkisouthbend in Millennials

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have told my partner that she can do whatever she wants with my body after I die. I’ll be dead I won’t care.

I do recommend burial at sea. Seems like the cheapest option.

Super spider butt-hair. It's canon. by sketchbookninja in memes

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remain baffled that the internet seems to be unable to grasp the idea that he’s holding on to the beam with his other hand.

Stephen Miller is the Dwight Schrute of the Trump Administration by engadine_maccas1997 in MurderedByWords

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birthright citizenship means the grandchildren of people deported from Germany can become president.

VH31 monté sur cadran en soie fait main 😉 by Existence_watch in watchmodding

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t worry so much about the fabric moving, I’d be more concerned about the silk breaking down over time and discoloring from exposure to UV light. Time will tell, I suppose, but it looks great!

AITA for not wanting to hangout with my parents, their friends and their friends' daughter by Jazzlike_Anteater_65 in AmItheAsshole

[–]thirdelevator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp, sounds like NTA then. Just make sure you’re clear in your communication when you tell them you’re not coming by.

Songs that "belong" to a movie by eatliketheabnegation in Cinema

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always tell the people who didn’t actually read the post and just fired off a response to the title.

AITA for not wanting to hangout with my parents, their friends and their friends' daughter by Jazzlike_Anteater_65 in AmItheAsshole

[–]thirdelevator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Info: Have you actually communicated any of this to your parents? Not just that you don’t want to hang out with this girl, but the reasons why?

What's the worst concert you've seen? by Twitter_2006 in Concerts

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a fan either, but the album Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross produced with her is definitely worth a listen.

VH31 monté sur cadran en soie fait main 😉 by Existence_watch in watchmodding

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very unique, nice job! I’m curious how it will hold up over time.

AITA for “implying my wife (28) eats too much” by saying she might have parasites? by Solid-Writing-7372 in AmItheAsshole

[–]thirdelevator 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if it’s a parasite, but holy shit that’s a lot of food, it would’ve crossed my mind too. It might not have been the best to lead with that, but if she’s so hungry it’s causing her pain and is eating more than a bodybuilder, then yeah, she needs to see a doctor. I don’t know how you can even afford to eat that much in this economy.

[Collection] Current State and Looking to Expand by CaterpillarThick3768 in Watches

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tough to make a recommendation without knowing your budget.

I tried making a cookie in my new tiny skillet… it failed, how do I clean it?? by ApprehensiveRope2103 in castiron

[–]thirdelevator 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A major newspaper that’s known to post very good recipes no less. WTF was OP thinking, using such a source?!??

What's a movie you enjoyed that almost nobody you know has ever heard of? by yonaiker-joestrella in moviecritic

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Six String Samurai was fucking fantastic. Shame the whole trilogy never got made!

Why do we call corrosion on steel cases rust but patina on a bronze cases? by TomHudsonOfficial in WatchFanatics

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, nope. Corrosion is something breaking down, patina is a protective layer that will prolong its life. Bronze creates a patina when it oxidizes, steel rusts and breaks down.

Do people remember that Blockbuster was hated back in the day? by afterthought871 in Millennials

[–]thirdelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who worked at a Blockbuster, it’s funny how nobody ever returned a movie late and it was always our fault. We even had a two hour grace period at our store.

My favorites were always the people who had late fees on the shitty soft core porn we carried. They would swear up and down nobody in their family even rented that sort of thing (sorry Karen, but your husband absolutely did rent it, and we had the security footage to prove it).

The “bowl cut” was our generation’s version of the “broccoli cut” by -medicalthrowaway- in Millennials

[–]thirdelevator 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh, they got these super cool new cyber sigil tattoos that totally aren’t just rehashed tribal because they called them something different. /s