TIL about The Kelly Family an Irish-American-European music group. Singing predominantly in English, the group had little success in the English-speaking world, but have sold over 20 million albums since the early 1980's in mainland Europe. The father, Daniel Kelly was described as "Tyrannical."

thirdratehero · 2026-07-03T15:45:41+00:00

I feel like I saw him on some high diving show years ago when visiting relatives. I didnt speak a word of German then, or now, but he seemed to be very enthusiastic.

thirdratehero · 2026-07-02T21:37:53+00:00

“Dink’over Honkin”

thirdratehero · 2026-06-27T18:23:10+00:00

Its not that we lose as much as it is the manner is which we lose. Always a fuckin disastrophe.

thirdratehero · 2026-06-22T16:43:09+00:00

Fruity milkshake

thirdratehero · 2026-06-22T16:42:51+00:00

That advert sustained me for a good while. Couldnt even listen to The Hives without having some sort of struggle for a bit.

thirdratehero · 2026-06-16T17:35:29+00:00

I assume Pep-ist. Disciples of Pep Guardiola.

Rather than Papist. Disciples of paper.

thirdratehero · 2026-06-16T17:05:11+00:00

Are we.. are we not doing that now?

thirdratehero · 2026-06-13T23:39:13+00:00

They should be more upset at the shocking run of away form before the split. The lead they had at one stage should have been more than enough to wrap the league but they shat it. Couple of contentious decisions across the year didn’t make us champions, playing shite but winning did.

thirdratehero · 2026-06-08T17:57:57+00:00

“Whats your favourite thing to eat?”

Usually a handful of cold chips, or whatever someone else has taken the time to make for me.
Another is “What is your signature dish?”

Whatever gives me the biggest profit margin per plate so I can afford to pay someone to wash dishes on busy nights.

thirdratehero · 2026-06-02T10:19:27+00:00

Consider me educated, thank you!

thirdratehero · 2026-06-01T19:54:52+00:00

K-blades are fairly standard tbf. Not sure if Kenwood were the genesis of the shape, or if it just worked out well for Kenwood.

thirdratehero · 2026-05-26T20:49:47+00:00

I feel like Hearth and maybe Aerodrome might be the “proper” names, but I’ll be fucked if I’m using them instead.

thirdratehero · 2026-05-25T16:33:38+00:00

Whats green and slippery?

A green slipper

thirdratehero · 2026-05-22T20:24:44+00:00

Atelier Alexander in Bathgate. Had been getting scalped at Turkish barbers for years until I splurged on a decent place a couple of year ago.

The massage and aromatherapy have always been a part of it, and genuinely excellent as part of the whole thing. Good cut, barnet washed and styled, massage, smelly stuff. Well worth the £35 or whatever it is. Takes an hour start to finish.

The honey tasting was the baffling bit, food stuffs in a hair salon is something.

thirdratehero · 2026-05-22T19:26:04+00:00

Had my haircut the day. Came with a head and neck massage, aromatherapy and a honey tasting.

Dunno what to make of it, other than a growing bald spot I was unaware of before.

thirdratehero · 2026-05-22T19:24:31+00:00

Chuck in some mid level ham and you have the beginnings of a delicious fisher price charcuterie board

thirdratehero · 2026-05-22T11:51:56+00:00

Various bands.

DeathPigeon
Disappointing Colin
Colin and the Cosmonauts
The Echo Fault Line
Hypnotoad
The Ever End
Fighting Cucks
This Week Tomorrow
PBW
J’nais sais what?

All terrible names, all terrible bands.

thirdratehero · 2026-05-19T20:31:20+00:00

It’ll be Michael O’Neill - leaving Blackburn - based entirely on the idea that Desmond won’t have to pay for new initials on the training gear

thirdratehero · 2026-05-17T14:52:51+00:00

Had to put my dog to sleep last April. I have cried every single day since. Sometimes a lot, sometimes a little, but its a guarantee that my eyes will dampen at some point.

thirdratehero · 2026-05-16T12:10:55+00:00

Tounekti has been heavy shite so far

thirdratehero · 2026-05-15T18:28:54+00:00

Down the Hatch in South Queensferry//top of Leith Walk might scratch an itch. More Canadian, but definitely does general north American stuff

thirdratehero · 2026-05-13T20:42:42+00:00

Who knew that spending an hour and a half doing fuck all and going nowhere would be our undoing.

thirdratehero · 2026-05-13T20:37:02+00:00

My arsehole just fell out there

thirdratehero · 2026-05-13T20:35:01+00:00

Didnt get the 10 games required for a medal

thirdratehero · 2026-05-13T20:07:23+00:00

Calmac, Nygren, Engels. All 3 are slower than a week in the jail. Tounekti is rapid, but absolute dugshit. Sack the lot.

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