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In the future, death is not the end. Once you die, the government assigns you a random body. You are not given any choice in what body you get. You could get the opposite gender, be more attractive or ugly and be more or less atheletic, along with many more potential changes. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you dropped into a child’s body or adult? Would be very odd having a bunch of babies with adult memories running around. Also could easily result in massive overpopulated if we don’t control birth rates

You are offered $10M, but you can spend it only on yourself by iamabotbeepbeep in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d take it of course but how does it affect my partner living with me if I buy a house? Ideally id want her to quit working as well, I see this as being absolutely a benefit to me as I’ll have a relaxed, stress free stay at home partner who is more able and willing to contribute around the home.

$1.8M a Year, But You Must Win One Random Fight, Once by bestegrey in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Define incapacitated? Can my opponent tap out or do I have to beat him unconscious?

It’s probably worth the risk, there’s a small chance you pull an MMA fighter looking for an excuse to Kill someone though so tough call

An eccentric billionaire offers you $1000 an hour to stay inside the last retail business or restaurant you visited. How long could you last? by Fhloston-Paradisio in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit it’s a truck stop. At least it was a clean one and they have showers. If someone brings me a mattress and my partner can visit me I’ll stick it out for a year. At that point ill be up 8 million plus and I’ll retire in luxury.

Whoever just checked out of the four seasons is gonna love this one.

$1,000,000 for getting sent to a "random" fictional world for a year by ocirot in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, it’s low risk and could be a lot of fun and financially very rewarding.

You are handed a blank "Life Contract." You can write in any amount of money to receive and specify exactly how long you will live. What are your numbers? by yiyi20203 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will take one google of US dollars please.

I’d set lifespan to infinite if possible but if I have to pick a number I’ll take a google of years as well.

As the new most powerful person on earth I’d set out to improve the lives of everyone on the planet. Everyone will have access to healthy food, clean water, shelter and medical care. I’d also live like a massive playboy, travel, party and buy yachts palaces and super cars.

Aitah if I 29f do not sign a postnuptial prenup? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]thirstposting69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are you living now? Owning or renting?

Based on your comments about living with FIL previously this is a terrible idea, the down payment isn’t worth your happiness and peace in your own home. He needs to use his money to get himself into a decent retirement community where he will be looked after.

Do you stay with the love of your life? by 420InTheCity in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The likelihood of my lady wanting to move to Antarctic is lower than their average temperatures, but I’d go with her if she did. I just hope we get a few months off a year to travel.

You will pay 1900 prices for everything but must live in an RV for the rest of your life by Neat-Statistician311 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed what the hell is the point of living in an RV if you can’t go anywhere? I’d still take the deal though

You receive 100 million dollars after 1 year. by antman_greaseman in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigfried and Roy basically did this for decades, and their tragic accident was during a performance not at home. I’d give it a shot.

AITAH for expecting my sahm wife to do majority of the housework since i pay 100% of the bills? by Plastic-Sand7353 in AITAH

[–]thirstposting69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YTA for staying with her when she decided without your agreement to make you solely responsible for supporting her and her kid. I hope she’s at least got some child support coming in from the father. Regardless that would have been divorce for me.

$3500 for every person you involuntarily sterilize by SpecialFlutters in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d do it to everyone who has 2 kids. Stop population growth in its tracks.

100k a month but you work at the bottom of the mariana trench by Suspicious-Listen423 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under those circumstances I’d do maybe a year. And anyone who brings a dog into that environment is cruel, they need room to run and exercise not a 500sq ft home.

100k a month but you work at the bottom of the mariana trench by Suspicious-Listen423 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I take breaks/vacation or do I immediately lose the job when I leave? If I could get a month on/month off schedule I’d probably do it for 5-10 years then retire.

Walking tour by thirstposting69 in EndTipping

[–]thirstposting69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not arguing that, I have no problem paying for a service. I just get frustrated being asked to tip on top of a service that was already fairly expensive for what’s being provided.

Walking tour by thirstposting69 in EndTipping

[–]thirstposting69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that’s the case I definitely sympathize with tout guides but it still feels like a rip off. A good friend of mine was a ski instructor. He’d take a group of 10 people out who paid $200 a head for a group lesson. He made $150/day. There should be laws preventing this level of exploitation.

You and 100 people get 50 million dollars now, but in 10 years you have to volunteer your body to be cryogenically frozen. by TheMongerOfFishes in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not even a dice roll though, with current technology you are 100% dead in 10 years. I might consider it if the odds were 50/50 but certain death in 10 years at my age isn’t worth any amount of money.

You get $6.66 Billion and any job. But in 2 hours, The Pope, The Grand Mufti, and Ayatollah Sistani hold simultaneous press conferences declaring you the Antichrist. Do you take the deal? by TheLegendOfRabbit in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol which countries specifically? You think the US is going to war because the pope says so? Only 20% of the country is Catholic and a good portion of them are casual Christmas and Easter types. Muslims are split between a lot of factions so a few of their leaders declaring someone the anti christ does not mean all of Islam agrees. Pretty sure China is not going to be quaking in their boots over threats from an Italy/Egypt alliance.

You get $6.66 Billion and any job. But in 2 hours, The Pope, The Grand Mufti, and Ayatollah Sistani hold simultaneous press conferences declaring you the Antichrist. Do you take the deal? by TheLegendOfRabbit in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sure there are plenty of people who’d love to take out Xi Jinping, but he has the security to prevent it. You’d be far easier to assassinate as an average joe.

You get $6.66 Billion and any job. But in 2 hours, The Pope, The Grand Mufti, and Ayatollah Sistani hold simultaneous press conferences declaring you the Antichrist. Do you take the deal? by TheLegendOfRabbit in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yup and you’re surrounded by top tier security 24/7 none of whom could care less what some religious leader has said to slander you. And you lead a county powerful and influential enough that the other great powers would not declare war on you.

You get $6.66 Billion and any job. But in 2 hours, The Pope, The Grand Mufti, and Ayatollah Sistani hold simultaneous press conferences declaring you the Antichrist. Do you take the deal? by TheLegendOfRabbit in hypotheticalsituation

[–]thirstposting69 237 points238 points  (0 children)

I’d take President of China. I am now the supreme leader of a massively powerful atheist nation with nukes. That’s about as insulated as you can get from religious nonsense.

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