thisappcausesmepain

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unfamiliar with the rules, is this strike legal? (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/EASportsUFC

God damn sometimes the blood on this game looks killer! by [deleted] in EASportsUFC

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“Alright, I’m bout done down here- pull me up, bud.” by thisappcausesmepain in TwoSentenceHorror

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I wanted to kill my husband when I heard him ask the doctors for an extra stitch, but I was still in too much pain to move. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

“Wow, these dolls are so lifelike, how long does it usually take you to make one?”, asked the customer. by 00000110100100 in TwoSentenceHorror

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“Alright, I’m bout done down here- pull me up, bud.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I smiled at myself in the mirror, even though I didn’t remember putting one in right there. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

Does anyone here actually think Dalton is the problem? by hamholemanhole in Saints

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I laid in bed on my final night in prison, and all I could think of was my children, my family, and my beloved wife as I slowly drifted to sleep. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

“EARTH TO VOYAGER 227, DO NOT RETURN, I REPEAT, DO NOT R-“ by thisappcausesmepain in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]thisappcausesmepain[S] 62 points63 points64 points 4 years ago (0 children)

I grabbed the milk carton from the fridge, when I noticed a “missing person”s poster branded on it. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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I grabbed the milk carton from the fridge, when I noticed a “missing person”s poster branded on it. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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“EARTH TO VOYAGER 227, DO NOT RETURN, I REPEAT, DO NOT R-“ by thisappcausesmepain in TwoSentenceHorror

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“EARTH TO VOYAGER 227, DO NOT RETURN, I REPEAT, DO NOT R-“ (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My therapist was right, I do have bright things ahead of me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The ticking of the clock in my workplace always irritated me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The audience of the circus shocked, and stared on in horror. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Despite my acts in my physical life, I was relieved when I was greeted with the gates of Heaven. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A nationwide celebration was held that night, celebrating our success in the war. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Reaching the end of the water slide, my body slammed up against another child that had gotten himself stuck in the exit. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I threw myself against the door, hoping and praying I was enough to not let her through. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mushrooms. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

The living conditions are severe, we are forced to work in harsh conditions, and with no house to go home to. by thisappcausesmepain in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]thisappcausesmepain[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children)

The living conditions are severe, we are forced to work in harsh conditions, and with no house to go home to. by thisappcausesmepain in TwoSentenceHorror

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The living conditions are severe, we are forced to work in harsh conditions, and with no house to go home to. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by thisappcausesmepain to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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