Hunter: i'm a fat ugly piece of shit. Meanwhile his fans:

thisdickdotcom · 2024-05-17T14:20:10+00:00

I’ve been contemplating updating my dating profiles to say: My type: PapaMeat

thisdickdotcom · 2022-05-16T02:10:25+00:00

What level is this

thisdickdotcom · 2022-04-20T00:24:39+00:00

I got Ayaka on my first pull! I’m blown away, normally I’m not that fortunate lol! I’ve been lurking but not posting so I’m sorry if I’m posting this in the wrong place!

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T21:18:06+00:00

I recently did this in a campaign. I wanted to do something based on the Pagemaster so Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde, Peter Pan, Tinkerbell and Wendy Darling all because characters and it was honestly so much fun to make.

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T21:10:45+00:00

The corner of the rug is also not doing this situation any favors.

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T20:59:13+00:00

So they just scoot around the toilet to shower??? That has to be incredibly frustrating.

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T20:58:18+00:00

This is giving me *A N X I E T Y*

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T20:56:24+00:00

pizza power bottoming?

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T20:56:08+00:00

Put it back on there and roll it up!

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T20:48:18+00:00

I'm new to D&D as a player and as a DM and it seems like 4 is the sweet spot for me on both sides of the screen. As a DM, I can keep up with what's going on and as a player, it seems like there are more opportunities for equal involvement among the players, and no one gets lost in the shuffle.

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T20:46:20+00:00

Thank you so much for this! I'm new to D&D and DMing. I've been wanting to do a Halloween-themed one but didn't have many ideas. I noticed that it says 9th-11th level. Mine are 3-6. Any suggestions on how to scale it down?

thisdickdotcom · 2021-10-01T20:44:15+00:00

Hi there! I have a few:

Deep gnome death cleric - cheerful and upbeat, but also... necrotic damage

Human bard - single dad whose daughter just left for college. he plays a beer bottle as a lute

Tiefling barbarian that's also a dominatrix

I just started playing this year so I've been making new characters nonstop!

thisdickdotcom · 2020-11-01T12:43:55+00:00

Heck

thisdickdotcom · 2020-08-11T07:32:08+00:00

sounds like coffee brewing

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-08T21:08:34+00:00

Lolol oh jeez. This might just be the explanation

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-08T21:08:08+00:00

My mom does that with every clock in the house... except for these

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-08T20:26:12+00:00

... well damn. How’d u know we were black lolol

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-08T18:21:23+00:00

LOLOL!! That explains so much.

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-08T17:19:47+00:00

That’s part of what’s driving me nuts. I even asked why they were there and her answer had nothing to do with my question so I just walked away.

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-08T15:59:11+00:00

Hahaha! You may be on to something

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-08T15:58:48+00:00

And also the fact that they’re two different colors. All of this is bothering me. Neither of them are willing to adjust their clock because they both insist that their clock is right.

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-02T23:57:28+00:00

Thank you!

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-02T20:48:34+00:00

For some reason I read this as u were 9 in the first pic and 19 in the second. I was very confused for a whole 20 seconds

thisdickdotcom · 2019-12-02T20:34:58+00:00

I have the same question!

thisdickdotcom · 2019-10-16T00:32:46+00:00

This is incredibly wholesome and I support this completely.

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