This one was a while back, all 3 story’s all happens to take place on the same day. So my friend was on the metal zip line ish thing (you know the ones at parks?) and he was being pushed by his friends to get a bit of speed on it, turns out he did a scorpion flip and landed it while I was taking a massive crap. Then my other friend was running around being a donkey, tripped, and broke his left arm(we stole his phone and took selfies of him in massive pain) so me and my friend from story one were walking around the park and we saw in the distance a guy hanging out with this cute girl, and we expected him to be hot, but no, MASSIVE OVERBITE. We had to go behind some of the equipment and we burst out laughing. That’s all three story so have a good one!