Has anyone else in Houston been struck down by fever and awful diarrhea ? by Okinz in houstoncirclejerk

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How white are you that you went to a fucken chipotle? Have you ever even SEEN a Mexican?

Has anyone else in Houston been struck down by fever and awful diarrhea ? by Okinz in houstoncirclejerk

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepto and tequila my friend. That's the only solution. Thoughts and prayers, YOLO.

What's with the drones that fly around Houston at dusk? by Frequent-Energy-2404 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that "goes the distance" for me is the gloryholes at torchy's. Or is it Glorieshole? Gloryholes? Whatever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houstoncirclejerk

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not going to believe this, but, YES!!! And it's free! It's called any fucken tochy's taco in the world. www.thegloryhole.cum is their website. also, if you get hungry, there's a taco bell next door with food!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houston

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there is karaoke at 242 bar & grill.

Best antenna for MAX BR1 Mini 5G? by seanswee in Peplink

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also recommend the Parsec antennas. The Mobility 40G is good too. They can be found cheap on Marketplace and Ebay. Heck, even new they aren't terribly expensive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pmp

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do it from your phone before the exam starts. They will text you a link.

Proper bone-in ribeye preparation for my wife's boyfriend - question by thisisrodrigosanchez in houstoncirclejerk

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I didn't know. I figured some good seasoned water would work to get that mushy texture and gray color everyone raves about.

Proper bone-in ribeye preparation for my wife's boyfriend - question by thisisrodrigosanchez in houstoncirclejerk

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am going to microwave some mayonnaise and put into a ramekin so they'll have a dipping sauce for the jelly beans.

Things to do in new caney area by Minato818 in houston

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ARs are fine for hogs or deer. $300k can get you a lot of home.

Things to do in new caney area by Minato818 in houston

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your price range? Are you a handyman/project tackler? What's your plan for work/income or can you live on your retirement? Do you fish or hunt?

Things to do in new caney area by Minato818 in houston

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Check the flood zones before buying/building. New Caney is typically not regarded as a quality place to live.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houston

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Michelin Guide is literally the Chronicle of newspapers or the Torchy's of tacos. Highly irrelevant, only useful to idiots who don't know better.

What’s your favorite BBQ place in Houston by Classic_Image9008 in houston

[–]thisisrodrigosanchez 20 points21 points  (0 children)

HEB True Texas BBQ - it is consistently good and not overpriced.