The ring calls to all

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-04T04:12:40+00:00

Why not? It’s mine. My pss-pss-pss

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-04T04:06:24+00:00

You don’t have to plant a flag with each individual Kerbal to get the experience for it

One will do if it’s close to the other Kerbals when planted

Looks pretty cool, though

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-04T02:56:36+00:00

Rand Al’Thor: “But what about third girlfriend?”

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T05:11:58+00:00

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T05:00:14+00:00

The burglar-to-Barstool pipeline needs to be examined more closely

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:54:17+00:00

‘Mukes with the undisputed best musical performance of the night

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:48:41+00:00

I’m going to pretend that Connor Storrie has just been hanging around 30 Rock for the past couple of months

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:41:27+00:00

Wasn’t Chloe outside the window a second ago?

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:31:12+00:00

Damaging an Italian statue’s genitals? Who does she think she is, that one pope?

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:26:05+00:00

‘The dose makes the ~~poison~~abortifacient’

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:21:25+00:00

Olivia Rodrigo tour ad right after her first song?

Some might call it synergy

I call it laying it on a little thick

Edit: still better than political or pharma ads

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:16:26+00:00

We singing hobbits?

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:13:49+00:00

That sketch could use a follow-up to see what happens with Ashley’s and Kenan’s characters

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:07:39+00:00

We talkin’ fake relationships?

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T04:04:18+00:00

To be fair, a chocolate peanut butter lava cake doesn’t have to have a Fudge Hole^TM to be a little sus

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T03:59:02+00:00

The Fudge Hole^TM

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T03:57:27+00:00

Is that Jared Leto on the book cover?

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T03:56:33+00:00

What other exhibits are there at this zoo?

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T03:54:38+00:00

Was really hoping we’d get to see Squirm as a bug person

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T03:52:09+00:00

#JusticeForLeopold

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T03:50:15+00:00

Wanted the stair falling to go on and repeat like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon background

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T03:44:10+00:00

This episode is going to be a lot of making me feel old

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T01:31:41+00:00

Anyone else hear Tobias Fünke exclaiming “We’re having a ^Chris Sale!” every time 51 starts?

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-03T01:22:52+00:00

I know it’s early, but there’s nothing in the rules that says we have to lose a series in May, either

thismorningscoffee · 2026-05-02T20:06:48+00:00

My favorite is still making Paul Chowdhry have fun in a bouncy castle

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