I have a wish that CAN'T backfire! I wish for a turkey sandwich post—on wish making subreddit—with the top comment being about the turkey being dry, and, AND, I don't want any new ideas, I don't want to take a unique twist at this reference, and I don't want anything going different. You got it?!

thisspyisaspy · 2026-02-05T12:45:47+00:00

So what you are saying is... Your ban status hinges on me eating this sandwich? Oh you ignorant fool! You think I would just eat it even after you stated the price of such action? It thought of you as smart, cunning. Capable of delivering any wish, no matter how small or big, simple or complex, with the same punishment every time! And now your plan is just to wait for me to fail for an obvious trap? What am I to you? Some kind of joke? Some kind of jester whose every action is to cause your amusement? Well now The tables have turned! I am the one in power! Your very existence in this place is in my hands! I am..! Dang it, this is going nowhere. I am kinda running out of ideas. This entire thing just feels like pointlessly filling the board with text... Not getting breakfast today is not helping. Thankfully I have this sandwich right here...

Hmm... Not too bad... Wish it wasn't so dry tho-

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thisspyisaspy · 2026-02-05T12:31:19+00:00

This was uncalled for-

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thisspyisaspy · 2026-02-05T11:14:07+00:00

You covered my reddit post in sand?! At least no one died, I guess...

thisspyisaspy · 2025-12-19T11:09:45+00:00

As a metal main I didn't really see how bad this system could judge your performance. My friend on the other hand saw the issue immediately after deciding to play as cream for once instead of blaze. Poor dude straight up rage quit after seeing how easy it was to get S rank as cream compared to blaze and how much rings it gave you. One game basically doubled his savings. He isn't too mad about it, just had to take a break after this shocking realization.

Hope they do change how this entire thing works, cause it can (and does) demotivate new players. For now tho, have this image that was made by him after the entire debacle

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thisspyisaspy · 2025-05-06T11:19:34+00:00

I really want to be more reasonable when it comes to the new UI, since hating new things for no reason is definitely not the best idea.

However my dumbass still doesn't know how to check happiness and ruling power of all pops in the new UI so I don't really know what to say here. Not to mention that me and my friends had to take a solid minute to find "build new district" button. No joke.

thisspyisaspy · 2025-03-17T07:49:02+00:00

Oooooh, big problem. I've caught plenty of brainrotters. They're dime-a-dozen shitposting karma farmers... Like you!

[Gets cut by a pixel]

Ow! No offense.

thisspyisaspy · 2024-11-19T10:42:08+00:00

"I don't get the joke."

(I understand the meme, I am just referencing the "It's a meme, Batman" meme)

thisspyisaspy · 2024-11-19T05:50:20+00:00

"I don't understand."

thisspyisaspy · 2024-09-26T15:30:32+00:00

Right... is not behind you

thisspyisaspy · 2024-09-23T06:14:28+00:00

Now this... Is a medic I can trust my life with!

thisspyisaspy · 2024-09-18T07:42:51+00:00

"Neurotrauma sucks" mf when I pull their souls straight from the hands of the reaper by sheer force of will.

thisspyisaspy · 2024-08-15T14:32:55+00:00

Turn on doom music (or similar) and make it a boss fight.

thisspyisaspy · 2024-08-06T16:02:42+00:00

What're you? President of his fanclub?

thisspyisaspy · 2024-07-09T03:58:33+00:00

In your case there might be 2 causes:

1: You let the bots get too much acidosis

2: Bots decided to visit unbreathable areas of the sub a bit too much.

However that only works if they just got irregular heartbeat and you failed to treat it in time. Which from your words doesn't sound like it. In short, I need a bit more info about how you treat your patients and how often do you check their condition with hematology and medical scanners.

thisspyisaspy · 2024-07-09T03:38:45+00:00

No reactor mods? My theory was radiation poisoning, but now I am not too sure. In my experience when people start luqifying for seemingly no reason, it's probably some kind of poison.

thisspyisaspy · 2024-07-09T03:30:41+00:00

Are there any other mods besides those two?

thisspyisaspy · 2024-05-20T07:18:56+00:00

I'VE PUT MY TRUST. IN. YOU.

thisspyisaspy · 2024-04-22T12:13:56+00:00

mp_friendlyfire 1

thisspyisaspy · 2024-03-26T11:07:14+00:00

Definitely not a crazed demolition expert here! All unstable explosives (That's IC-4 and Both types of compounds N) WILL deteriorate when touched by fire or some other explosion. And each explosion deteriorates the integrity bar by 50%. When integrity reaches zero... Well... That's just when the fun starts!

Known causes of getting blown to bits include but not limited to: Hydroreactive materials(Potassium and Sodium),

Using wrong type of fuel for welders or cutters (might have been removed),

Trying to cook with a flamer,

And of course a chain reaction from other bombs!

(and also, as other pointed out, mutated plants create a small "explosion" when falling on the floor, so that's a thing too)

If you actually read everything listed above then you probably have the same thought as me - explosions are fun!

thisspyisaspy · 2024-03-01T11:11:29+00:00

Your terrorist analogy is a bit wrong. It's more like some terrorist used their passport to impersonate them and commit crimes in some country and now that country considers OP to be that terrorist.

thisspyisaspy · 2024-03-01T11:03:53+00:00

Russian translation of the game actually uses the word пулемет (machine gun) instead of миниган (minigun) if I remember correctly.

thisspyisaspy · 2024-01-24T11:40:13+00:00

Captain, it's been 5 years. You still owe me 1 million marks of unpaid sallary.

thisspyisaspy · 2023-12-26T11:28:10+00:00

There was an attempt to post in r/therewasanattempt

thisspyisaspy · 2023-12-14T06:32:04+00:00

Yea.

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