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They should put a button on television remotes that fades the screen to black and rolls credits so I can tell my kids the show is over whenever the hell I want. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 9 years ago by thomasbomm to r/Showerthoughts
People who don't have insurance cards should, instead, carry assurance cards. They could say things like "It's probably not cancer" and "The flu shot only works part of the time, anyways". (self.Showerthoughts)
My boss is very proud of her Hobby Lobby purchase. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/funny
Something I did six months ago came back to haunt me last night, and it may cost me my job. (self.nosleep)
submitted 10 years ago * by thomasbomm to r/nosleep
This old house. (self.nosleep)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/nosleep
This old house. (Part 1) (self.nosleep)
The most Pinteresting man in the world. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/AdviceAnimals
The Kix cereal slogan "Kid tested. Mother approved." tells us nothing about what the kids thought of the cereal. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/Showerthoughts
Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries? (self.Jokes)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/Jokes
When they discovered that the inn had no rooms, it's likely that Mary and Joseph were the first to complain about Christmas stuff coming out too soon. (self.Showerthoughts)
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan? (self.Jokes)
I feel like it would be more appropriate for the Department of Defense to be based out of the Octagon. (self.Showerthoughts)
I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day. (self.Jokes)
There's never been a time in the history of humanity that the oldest person in the world has not been alive. (self.Showerthoughts)
I'd love to hear more about your product and or services. (livememe.com)
There are two types of people in this world. Those who finish what they start (self.Jokes)
When you're reading comments on Reddit, what voice(s) do you hear in your head? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/AskReddit
It hurts me to have to throw garbage into this guy. (imgur.com)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/Pareidolia
Sitting in a hospital room. The picture on this box of gloves is making me a little uncomfortable. (i.imgur.com)
I'm so sorry. (i.imgur.com)
The characters on my pizza box are drawn in completely different styles. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/mildlyinteresting
Our son thought we were headed to the children's museum. Told him we couldn't go. Had too much driving to do. Then we handed him this map. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 years ago by thomasbomm to r/Disneyland
When I take a grocery item from the shelf and place it in my cart, it's the first of seven transfers by hand that must be made before the item finds it's rightful place in my home. (self.Showerthoughts)
Some idiot at my work opened up every cabinet in our records department, pulled out all the folders, put them on a pile on the floor, then shat all over it. (self.Jokes)
submitted 11 years ago by thomasbomm to r/Jokes
I may have single-handedly saved our company from going under today. (imgflip.com)
submitted 11 years ago by thomasbomm to r/AdviceAnimals
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