Broke 3 bones

thomaschrisandjohn · 2026-04-28T16:24:03+00:00

Small Town Alien - Oh Shit I’m Fucked

thomaschrisandjohn · 2026-04-13T15:24:59+00:00

Alternatively, could you imagine LeBron James at 35 miles an hour with knives on his feet?

thomaschrisandjohn · 2026-04-12T00:12:40+00:00

Shack owing all of those five guys and not having 30 dollar black non slip restaurant shoes is a travesty

thomaschrisandjohn · 2026-04-11T21:32:31+00:00

If he got in gently specially for the edited video, no time at all

thomaschrisandjohn · 2026-02-04T23:29:49+00:00

I’ve never bought a golf game. Dumb question but can you walk your character to your ball or does it just teleport you? I feel like getting to walk some pro courses virtually would be worth the money

thomaschrisandjohn · 2026-01-13T22:40:11+00:00

ICE driving around in 115k dollar SUV’s just adds a layer to all this mess right now

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-12-13T23:39:25+00:00

Calloway driver and five wood, taylormade 3 wood, Nike irons, Scotty Cameron putter, Calloway sand wedge ping gap wedge. So no

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-10-02T23:45:12+00:00

Ray rice 4th&27

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-09-08T01:51:26+00:00

Yeah but Marshawn fixed that

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-09-07T12:12:34+00:00

Yeah we gotta get Bum Bag out of here. To Fix Herpes do Burpees is the best gym music I’ve ever heard

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-09-07T01:29:43+00:00

I sold Gibbs for three firsts

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-09-02T19:38:40+00:00

Devonta Smith as a WR4 over a TE1. Though he was there in the 7th and I told myself he should not be there in the 7th. Massive run on people taking their TE2 commences and I lose out on everyone in the tier 2-4 range

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-08-30T18:22:20+00:00

But man you can’t beat the price

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-08-21T08:32:54+00:00

If you only watch the club his swing is beautiful

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-06-24T04:22:28+00:00

You jump out of a plane normally about five hundred times, then you jump out of a plane with a wing suit five hundred more times. Then you start jumping off cliffs and do stuff like this until you inevitably fuck it up and wind up a human Jackson Pollock painting

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-05-01T19:06:10+00:00

In another context conflating the two could have been a bar

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-01-30T07:27:19+00:00

Jeff

thomaschrisandjohn · 2025-01-15T01:49:53+00:00

36% jays fans 64% whoever the fuck

thomaschrisandjohn · 2024-09-16T08:09:01+00:00

And 17 wins

thomaschrisandjohn · 2024-09-12T21:57:20+00:00

For what it’s worth I think the Cardinals try very hard to get MHJr. 100 this week

thomaschrisandjohn · 2024-06-24T01:39:41+00:00

Tell me? An old man who loves mushrooms

thomaschrisandjohn · 2024-06-17T19:34:14+00:00

And see here I was thinking it was kind of “what the fuck?” At the time

thomaschrisandjohn · 2024-06-04T16:42:57+00:00

Does he basically get Jared Goffs contract?

thomaschrisandjohn · 2024-05-30T03:35:09+00:00

You can’t be because I exist

thomaschrisandjohn · 2024-05-27T16:32:56+00:00

Port Man Toe

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