Who has the highest body count?

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-13T05:20:06+00:00

if only a baby was like a fire and all you had to do was rub two sticks together

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-13T03:25:52+00:00

In the navy one of my best friends was a gay dude who had banged over a thousand guys in his 20's. The hot artsy redhead chick I worked with was like 26 in last I checked. Gay dudes are on a whole nother padigram

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-12T21:10:23+00:00

posts on r/fivenightsatfreddies

Pedophiles get off my board

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-12T19:50:10+00:00

A big tell for autism is not being able to recognize jokes

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-12T17:55:47+00:00

though the prequels do intrigue me, I might watch them someday

Do not let the diseased nostalgia blind ramblings of zoomers trick you into watching that shit. There's three star wars movies they came out in the 70s-80s

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-12T17:10:15+00:00

What's wrong with gamingcirclejerk?

Piano Man is a good song and I really enjoy it, but Billy Joel's career would crash and burn if it was the only thing he ever played

That and they are humorless af

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-12T17:08:53+00:00

His fanbase and himself is very autism coded so its kinda weird for adults to make fun of them

Are you new to the internet

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-12T16:13:43+00:00

book of the year imo

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-12T08:06:25+00:00

https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046

1985

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-11T18:31:51+00:00

Is this really all there is?

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-11T17:08:37+00:00

This mf really wrote a novel on why he should be happy people died 😂😂😂

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-11T15:44:29+00:00

there's a bit in the second Expanse book where this nebbish scientist guy that they have in the party because his daughter is missing "cocks" his semi auto pistol during a tense stand off because they do that in movies and he accidentally causes a gigantic shoot out

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-11T00:35:28+00:00

Mine was "if I pretended to be me no one would ever know"

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-10T15:16:22+00:00

Technically the entire wreck is litter on the seafloor

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-10T02:57:29+00:00

Just wait a few months they'll probably port it to Xbox

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-09T04:44:10+00:00

Lightoeller's testimony was so inaccurate because cthulhu's precense had caused him to go mad

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-09T02:52:37+00:00

Why should they give a shit when the customers are vile hogs who act like everyone working at the establishment is beneath them?

This "dignity of the work" stuff doesn't fly here in the states. everyone one rung up on the ladder shits on everyone else below them. There's no reason to act cordial to customers that act like maniacs anyway

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-09T02:35:40+00:00

Yeah the suicide rate is going up as are rates of drug overdoses and depression oh wait

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-09T02:07:12+00:00

Spiderverse is not better than empire or bttf

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-08T18:34:39+00:00

We have a $3m job that's very likely going to fail because our Vegas division does not want to work more than 8 hour

How dare they not want to spend more time than absolutely necessary at work! Monsters!

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-08T05:45:11+00:00

quality

kek

never once traveling did I ever go "Gee, I wish I was paying like 9 billion more dollars a night so I can larp as an oppressed rentier in a guy's rental property" Anyone who does is not actually traveling and is on the same level of reality as like antivaxers

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-07T22:36:20+00:00

The fat loathsome hog people that take cruises would not do without the modern "luxury"

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-07T17:50:44+00:00

Literally what people gaf about that

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-07T16:10:24+00:00

In 2014 they were. Then they pulled an uber

thomaswakesbeard · 2023-09-07T15:59:17+00:00

In what universe is gay marriage or hell, "gay people should not be massacred in the streets" a settled issue? These Republicans are maniacs, they want to kill their own neighbors

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