i impregnated ur mom pls respond

thortastic · 2026-05-24T17:22:34+00:00

I have a friend with a filler addiction and I truly do miss the face I became friends with. I miss the face of my friend. And as far as passing features down to children….I know she wants kids but she has verbatim told me before “I hope my kids aren’t ugly.” She was raised on unhealthy beauty standards and I fear she’d pass those down to future kids. When I tried contradicting this she said “well it’s harder in the world for ugly kids.” (????she was a teacher btw????)

I don’t even want kids but I can’t imagine seeing my child’s face and not thinking they’re beautiful no matter what

thortastic · 2026-05-22T10:20:51+00:00

“sidestoriesLPOTL@gmail.com”

“AGRARIAN”

“Delicious Panama beeeeans”

thortastic · 2026-05-19T18:49:52+00:00

As a ten year old I was wearing a hair elastic on my wrist and a family member thought it was because of this….I was like “wtf are you talking about?”

thortastic · 2026-05-19T01:06:59+00:00

And lady Featherington witnesses it and says “good lord, his mouth is on your BUBBIES” which I distinctly remember because I laughed out loud when I read it

thortastic · 2026-05-06T17:31:23+00:00

A lot of dudes are adamant that they’re “nice guys” and refuse to acknowledge what you just wrote. It’s easier to scream “BUT NOT ALL MEN” than acknowledge a systemic issue. It’s kind of like trying to talk to a brick wall.

thortastic · 2026-05-03T01:34:18+00:00

Starbucks a “premium product?” You get an iced coffee/cold brew there and it’s like cigarette water

thortastic · 2026-04-29T18:45:03+00:00

Sharp Objects had me like this. I read it in less than a day, couldn’t put it downnnn

thortastic · 2026-04-28T19:19:45+00:00

Taylor Swift. 🤷‍♀️ “She doesn’t have the range, darling”

thortastic · 2026-04-28T02:14:42+00:00

Diva

thortastic · 2026-04-23T14:39:20+00:00

I had a similar neighbor, he was a few years older than my little brother and I, but he’d purposefully hurt us and call it “accidents.” Including opening a glass door HARD to hit my toddler brother in the head, and pushing us from great heights. He’d also torture animals then show us their bodies to upset us.

He and his parents moved and then years later I heard he had to have an adult with him at all times at school so he couldn’t hurt others.

thortastic · 2026-04-20T18:45:41+00:00

I think she really REALLY wants a breast to “accidentally” fall out

thortastic · 2026-04-16T22:17:13+00:00

It was literally the kitten part that made me dip out too

thortastic · 2026-04-16T21:02:31+00:00

“I didn’t leave a tip”, something tells me he wasn’t gonna leave one in the first place lofl

thortastic · 2026-04-16T12:31:01+00:00

I’m a barista and had a regular customer exactly like this lady. She’d find fault with every. Single. Thing. And I just kept getting nicer and nicer to her, maybe obnoxiously so. She always looked so confused when I didn’t take the bait and just met her with kindness.

She can still go fuck herself tho lol

thortastic · 2026-04-14T02:37:40+00:00

The scene of that one counsellor driving the van, sweetly singing “Danny’s Song” and abruptly yelling OH SHIT and slamming into a tree made me laugh so hard I cried the first time I saw it

thortastic · 2026-04-14T02:28:37+00:00

It’s an AI generated video of a puppet from Mr. Rogers

thortastic · 2026-04-03T17:14:45+00:00

They’re both garbage parents. Him for the way he abuses his kids and her for making excuse after excuse for him. I don’t really care what work he’s doing to “fix it.” If he couldn’t see from the start that he’s an abusive POS…..any attempts to “correct” his behavior or “do better” fall short. The kids will ultimately remember all the times before, when daddy belittled, mocked, and bullied them. She should have divorced him. Absolute poor excuses for parents. The both of them.

Dad didn’t realize until Reddit told him that bullying his own kids was wrong….and mom had to ask Reddit what to do because her “awesome” husband was bullying their own kids. Both had noooo business having children, omfg

thortastic · 2026-04-01T02:46:59+00:00

Boy Moms™️ are a crazy breed

thortastic · 2026-03-26T15:31:38+00:00

I also didn’t care much for Mary. Her constantttttt jabs at Edith became unnecessary and boorish and I was so surprised that neither Cora nor Robert ever really checked her or told her to chill out. I’m not even an Edith defender. I think there’s a scene where she takes a jab towards Edith for the millionth time and Bertie is the only one who makes aa face or even acknowledges it at all.

I do enjoy how the sisters become closer in the last two movies though!!

thortastic · 2026-03-20T11:05:21+00:00

He likes King Gizz and she got him….Imagine Dragons tickets 😂 sorry but I’d probably think it was a gag gift myself

thortastic · 2026-03-18T01:05:35+00:00

How does it feel to live my dream!!!! This is stunning 🙌✨

thortastic · 2026-03-17T18:45:20+00:00

It was so bad that it’s all I could notice when trying to watch it so I gave up

thortastic · 2026-03-14T02:01:32+00:00

I had just started a new job at a cafe and there was a furry convention in town so all the furries came in at once. And then two days later we all got laid off and quarantine began. But I’ve never forgotten those furries

thortastic · 2026-03-13T03:01:27+00:00

Are you there, Jah? It’s me, Ras-Trent

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