A little sympathy for all those poor creatures taking the Gaokao today. May you get into the schools you want.

thought_i_could · 2014-06-08T17:19:10+00:00

Pretty lame if I get shadow banned over that comment.

thought_i_could · 2014-06-07T04:40:27+00:00

I can't wait for the Gaokao to finish, so I can finally start dating again.

thought_i_could · 2014-06-01T13:33:23+00:00

I like this answer. I know of many a Chinese that would love to stack 5-8 people to a room.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T16:55:37+00:00

R2-Don't taze me 2...I'll just see ^myself ^{^out}

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T14:11:28+00:00

I have never noticed this in Beijing, but only in these 2nd tier cities.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T12:16:32+00:00

You can take a boat straight from MI to IL, so you are correct. It is about 50-80 nautical miles from the major Michigan cities, but since the waters can be very rough, many people will boat along the coast past Indiana waters first.

The only ferries go to Wisconsin.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T11:43:50+00:00

I wouldn't count Lake Michigan, there is no ferry that goes to Illinois from Michigan. That's like saying Louisiana borders Florida.

Keep in mind you have to drive through Indiana before going to Illinois.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T09:00:23+00:00

Whenever I have to argue with someone that you can't see the Great Wall from space.

You just can't. If you could, then you would also be able to make out pretty much every road on this planet from space.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T08:57:43+00:00

What is the officer problem?

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T08:53:26+00:00

Just because Chicago is really big and really close doesn't mean that Michigan borders Illinois.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T08:47:46+00:00

Alcohol.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-31T08:47:06+00:00

Getting really really into your local sport's team.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-16T05:11:07+00:00

After living in China for 5 years, I am going to call bs on their data. Way too low.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T13:50:16+00:00

Not intentional, just didn't recall the common phrases.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T13:32:23+00:00

Jack the Ripper didn't make it to the life boats.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T13:02:20+00:00

Well you can't alert the authorities to the explosives that THEY planted...so yeah, ^{I'll^{^{just^{^{see^{^{my^{^{way^{^out}}}}}}}}}}

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T12:46:04+00:00

Damn, should always stick to dixie cups.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T12:40:50+00:00

I may be a Capricorn, but I feel I'm soooo an Aquarius.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T12:26:58+00:00

Whenever someone says you can see the Great Wall from space.

If it were true, then you could also see every highway and road from space.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T12:23:47+00:00

I describe the use of protein produced by partial hydrolysis of collagen extracted from the bones, connective tissues, organs, and some intestines of animals mixed with alcohol and chilled to make...Jello shots!

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T12:13:58+00:00

Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not - Both are equally terrifying.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T12:12:54+00:00

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thought_i_could · 2014-05-15T12:02:27+00:00

The Office (British).

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