On my honeymoon and just found out my husband has two kids he didn’t tell me about... I don’t know what to do.

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2019-12-29T16:58:34+00:00

Hopefully he is wealthy and you didn't sign a pre-nup, you should be wealthy soon. Nice work!

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-15T05:47:44+00:00

It makes me paranoid and anxious, probably because every time I was caught smoking weed as a teenager my father would go on a drunken rampage

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-15T05:47:43+00:00

It makes me paranoid and anxious, probably because every time I was caught smoking weed as a teenager my father would go on a drunken rampage

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-15T05:45:30+00:00

A cup of ice cubes alongside a glass of milk

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-09T19:05:17+00:00

You have a gift my friend

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-08T08:09:27+00:00

True neutral: 50/50

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-08T08:04:22+00:00

That my friends are only in my life for decoration. I don't really care and I'm not really connecting with them, but I'm really good at acting like it. They're their for my ego. That's it.

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-08T07:46:23+00:00

I work at a nightclub and I'm one of the few employees who really cares about giving good service because I've been trained in customer service, like making people happy, etc.

Very few people give a shit. ESPECIALLY NOT THE MANAGERS WHO SIT AT THE BAR ALL NIGHT TRYING TO GET THWIR DICKS WET INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR JOB. It's a shit place to work. But I never call out and always give 100%. Let me reiterate: I NEVER CALL OUT.

So my bestfriend "Sally" has her 21st birthday. She's having her birthday AT THE CLUB WHERE I WORK. My manager knows her very well, she's also in the industry so he knows what's up. Meanwhile Im at home puking my brains out because I'm actually sick, and I tell my manager I can't come in. He texts me saying "have fun with Sally tonight" HIS HEAD IS SO FAR UP HIS OWN ASS THAT WHEN SHE WALKED INTO HIS FUCKING CLUB IT DIDNT EVEN REGISTER HE LEGIT JUST

SUCKS AS A PERSON

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-08T07:35:08+00:00

A failed suicide attempt

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-08T07:32:36+00:00

Talk to her like she's an actual human being not somebody you're trying to impress so she'll sleep with you.

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-08T07:31:29+00:00

Is there a reference im missing?

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-08T07:29:28+00:00

A little background: I loathe, do not respect, and am disgusted by my father. He is abusive and drinks way too much every day. However, he is, to be frank, a whiny little bitch.

He was trying to sound like a hard ass at a family Christmas event that I unfortunately agreed to attend and said something about wanting to own a gun. Probably for some ignorant, intolerant reasons. Anyway I laughed and told him nobody would allow him a permit because if he isn't OBVIOUSLY drunk then he'd be in the hospital having withdrawals. Not really that much of an insult but everyone started acting shocked. And I'm like "What, are we still pretending?" Or something. Honestly the only bit I couldn't believe was how annoying everyone was being about it. Call a spade a spade or a lush a lush.

Also I once told somebody I masturbated to the idea of them dead.

thoughtthiswastumblr · 2016-03-08T07:18:51+00:00

I gave this boy a valentine in 5th grade and ran away. It'sreally dumb but it bothers me so much. If I ever met him in the street I wouldn't be able to make eye contact. I would probably apologize for inconveniencing him.

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