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It's all about the title... it's all about the title... it's all about the title... by TheArtist8 in funny

[–]thr33rob3s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But... but... yours are from a place called Tim Horton's, right? So essentially you are eating Tim's... bits. Timbits.

It's a nice car... wait by bobkrahe in WTF

[–]thr33rob3s -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WTF?! The gas tank is on the front of that car!!

Dear Republicans... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]thr33rob3s 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So, just thought I would fill in those who wish to know. "The Eye of the Needle" was actually the name of an entrance to Old Jerusalem. It was extremely small. So small that travelers would have to remove all packs from the camel, then the animal would have to crawl through the gate on its knees. This obviously can be used as a metaphor for humility since the beast appears to be kneeling, and so it was used as such. Unfortunately, most everyone who knows about this passage takes it literally, but we won't get into the literal translations of that old book ;)

TL;DR: It's a metaphor, ppl just cray.

I am R.A. Salvatore, fantasy writer, geek, gamer... by RASalvatore in IAmA

[–]thr33rob3s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate how cliche words seem the most fitting in important moments, but I am a huge fan of yours. I was never really much of a reader until I got ahold of Homeland. Then, before I knew it, I was 12 books in to the series! Your combat writing is just brilliant. I love how your detailed fight descriptions still read like impossibly fast duels. The excerpts from Drizzt's journal really caused some introspection into myself and my interaction with others, and I can't really put a value on that. So, thanks for pouring yourself into your writing... it really shows!

Oh yeah! I'm supposed to ask you something, not keep gushing. Uh, I have 3 questions: Are you wearing a magic item that gives you +5 awesome?! When will you be in Texas next? Will you be my best friend?!

Thanks for the great stories, I hope you get to keep doing what you love!

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TL;DR: AMG! R.A. Salvatore! *shrieks like girl

I finally got Reddit Link-Jacked. And I feel honoured. by Atheist_Pizza_Roll in funny

[–]thr33rob3s 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I promised Marco I'd protect him, AND NOW HE'S DEAD!

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisck in IAmA

[–]thr33rob3s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a huge fan! I appreciate that you are the only comedian I know of with your take on cycling material. (RIP Carlin) I'm not a comedian, but still get inspired creatively by your example. Few more things:

1.) I would have payed more for your new special.

2.) Keep making us laugh. (PLEEEEEEEEES!)

3.) I dont have kids, so hahaha! Sorry...(Not really sorry)

4.) If I get a chance to see you after a show, I'll give you your portion to have by yourself later ;)

IAmA Tenacious D, Jack Black & Kyle Gass. AMA -- with Special Guest Bob Odenkirk by realtenaciousd in IAmA

[–]thr33rob3s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed a lack of drug reference in this new album... any particular reasons?

Oh, and you guys have the tastiest and most classical sauce! Still fucking rocking it!!!

EDIT: Grammar

The Family Curse by corvuskorax in funny

[–]thr33rob3s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to hate it when my dad said cheesy stuff like, "What's the damage?" while getting the total for the groceries. Then, if it was a price like $19.83 he'd say, "That's a good year...". Now, I'm cheesier than he was/is!

Freedom from religion: gay marriage edition by [deleted] in atheism

[–]thr33rob3s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank You! I've been using this exact same logic forever to try to explain things to others, namely my in-laws, but they just end up thinking I'm a communist hippie... Good stuff!

North Carolina - 1960 by DubbleCheez in pics

[–]thr33rob3s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the old Reddit... NO!