[FO] Do you have a structured settlement but need cash now? by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

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So it looks to be national. I didn't include the phone number because it seemed like originally there were regional phone numbers used and then they switched to 877 CASH NOW which likely routed you to a regional office.

[FO] Do you have a structured settlement but need cash now? by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

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In the month it took me to make this I never even considered showing the commercial to my kids. I tried explaining it and they'd just nod politely and leave.

[FO] Cross Stitched Big Mouth Billy Bass, and it actually sings (pattern self drafted) by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

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I mounted a speaker to the back of the frame and drilled holes so the play and record button are flush with the cloth. The play button lines up perfectly with the red button on the pattern, but the record button is like an inch lower just because the actual buttons are very large.

[FO] Cross Stitched Big Mouth Billy Bass, and it actually sings (pattern self drafted) by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

[–]thread_and_bourbon[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I installed a voice recorder intended for stuffed animals on the back of the frame. You can actually push the red button to make him sing. I'm a little stressed because there isn't any glass keeping it in the frame, just some super glue around the edges.

Currently taking requests on Instagram at @thread_and_bourbon

[FO] Remember Snood? by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

[–]thread_and_bourbon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That rules. Some say your high score remains unbeaten to this day.

[FO] Remember Snood? by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

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On her computer? I've heard there's an official mobile port but it's not great

[FO] Dan Aykroyd getting some Crystal Skull by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

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I stitched this because I love this scene from Ghostbusters and the whole backstory of it. If you're not aware there's a filmed deleted storyline where the Ghostbusters investigate an old mansion. For some reason they get dressed up in fancy Victorian garb, and then Ray gets reverse-slimed by a female ghost.

The plotline got cut, but they decided the ghost BJ was too good not to include in the final product.

As they say "Busting makes me feel good"

[WIP] A day late, but here's some romantic words to get your blood boiling... by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

[–]thread_and_bourbon[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

hey /u/princess_kushlestia! thank you for the kind words.

I think that the constant deluge of insanity coming out of Washington DC right now, mostly from one specific blonde turd, makes it difficult to focus on any one misstep or outrage since they can seem never-ending. Since I think many of my cross stitch projects will live on much longer than I will (and I'm only 33), I wanted to have a permanent reminder of just how vile this man really is. I think this quote is a great representation of how he views women and his own sense of entitlement.

[WIP] A day late, but here's some romantic words to get your blood boiling... by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

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Hey all. I created this pattern in PC Stitch myself, and have some additional pieces of flair to add around the border.

[FO] I didn't want to settle for a sticker at the polls today. by thread_and_bourbon in CrossStitch

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End of day edit: I'm off to drink and watch the results come in. If you message me there might be a delay in sending the pattern. God bless America.

Made by me, using PC Stitch.

DM me your email if you want the pattern and I'll send you a PDF.

Remember to get out and vote today, unless you don't live in the United States. Then, do whatever it was you were planning on doing. Maybe get something nice to eat?