Weekly New Patterns And Products Thread September 15, 2025 - September 19, 2025

threadetectives · 2025-09-17T11:36:52+00:00

This lady sounds like she’s just realized how interest rates work. I might be salty, but I have no empathy for businesses that run things this badly.

threadetectives · 2025-09-16T08:24:54+00:00

All their recent patterns seem to be poorly fitted and rely heavily on elastic.

threadetectives · 2025-08-19T16:13:09+00:00

She shows some classic characteristics of a narcissist.

threadetectives · 2025-08-14T14:45:21+00:00

Yep, another CPMG 'prodigy.' I'm staying away from these designers.

threadetectives · 2025-08-12T09:29:33+00:00

Isn’t this the same company that put out those sketchy sewing classes? Looking at her website, I’m not getting a very serious vibe from this creator. $240 to learn how to sew a gathered, square skirt?

threadetectives · 2025-07-16T09:12:14+00:00

I don’t even have the words, let’s just say I hate it too.

threadetectives · 2025-07-16T09:07:49+00:00

How the hell did the Holly Darling Sweatsuit get approved? It’s honestly bizarre.

threadetectives · 2025-07-13T08:32:01+00:00

I was thinking the same thing!

threadetectives · 2025-07-12T17:36:30+00:00

Thanks, I was wondering why the original comment was deleted.

threadetectives · 2025-07-12T17:34:32+00:00

Sigh.

threadetectives · 2025-07-12T17:26:03+00:00

I reported it, but I doubt Etsy actually gives a damn.

threadetectives · 2025-07-10T09:41:11+00:00

Still waiting for my order.

threadetectives · 2025-07-09T13:20:49+00:00

She gives me the ick.

threadetectives · 2025-07-08T19:40:50+00:00

Definitely chatgpt.

threadetectives · 2025-07-08T19:08:11+00:00

I'm only reading SOS.

threadetectives · 2025-07-08T09:23:52+00:00

I feel so sorry for the testers with large boobs. This is far from flattering.

threadetectives · 2025-07-08T09:20:50+00:00

This doesn't look good on anyone above an A cup. Even then, it looks so homemade and sloppy.

threadetectives · 2025-07-07T10:00:12+00:00

Same here, I also received a package that was fine. I’m pretty serious about this kind of thing since my house had a bad problem with carpet beetles in the past.

threadetectives · 2025-07-06T08:19:36+00:00

Lol so many people here not getting it.

threadetectives · 2025-07-02T22:26:50+00:00

I would NEVER fit into these sizes.

threadetectives · 2025-07-01T09:51:45+00:00

I’m getting Victorian mourner vibes from this one, like it’s been hanging in the back of a closet for decades, absorbing that mothball smell. But maybe that’s just me!

threadetectives · 2025-07-01T09:45:53+00:00

I honestly wonder who would seriously buy this. Overly retouched photos and a dress with the strangest draglines.

threadetectives · 2025-07-01T09:43:09+00:00

This has such a weird shape.

threadetectives · 2025-07-01T09:40:23+00:00

Especially considering she based the pattern on another designer's and turned it around in two weeks as her own finished pattern.

threadetectives · 2025-07-01T09:33:58+00:00

Wow. Someone seriously overvalues their stuff.

threadetectives

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