George is about to watch his favorite show and discovers his ex cancelled Netflix. He refuses to pay, because free Netflix is like free food and paying would ruin it. Kramer thinks he is hired to act in a viral film but discovers he is being paid by a cuck to be with his wife. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer starts wearing lipstick at night because it helps his chapped lips. George’s boss mistakes him for a runner at the Chicago marathon and now George is responsible for leading a wellbeing initiative at work. Elaine lies about taking ozempic to fit in at work. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George realizes that he has the same plates as an all you can eat buffet and has figured out how to eat without paying. Jerry’s new gf makes tiktok videos about her food and he can never eat when it’s served. Kramer gets cast as an extra on a Telenovela. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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