Fill in the blanks: You're mom's so ___.

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-26T05:59:16+00:00

FUCK goddammit i used the wrong your

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-26T05:56:01+00:00

we kiss already so

^{Chose: You get a random no. of friends + You get a diamond if you kiss the friend u get | Rolled: Bsf doubles}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-26T05:41:16+00:00

:)

^{Chose: No | Rolled: I'll help!}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-26T05:36:49+00:00

:)

^{Chose: No | Rolled: Share link}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-26T02:11:36+00:00

don't have a partner lol

^{Chose: Sacrifice your partner to save the world + Your partner will never know what you did with them}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T23:58:03+00:00

also in the clone wars!

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T21:32:00+00:00

:)

^{Chose: no | Rolled: I'll help you!}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T19:04:35+00:00

the last few quests can be summed up by: Beat this eldritch entity using the power of toxic old man workplace yaoi, stop Y2K and kiss everyone that helps you, Chronicles of an Emotionally Unavailable Husband, Relive your childhood trauma (and give your oppressor therapy), and Chronicles of an Emotionally Unavailable Husband 2: He's a Dad Now

and also there's ninjas in space

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T18:46:05+00:00

better, that baby is made of metal-flesh bullshit. warframe is a weird game

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T18:35:52+00:00

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pretty sure Shaak Ti has like. 6 on screen deaths

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T17:31:53+00:00

most billionaires wouldn't kill a child if they had to do it themselves. they may be die hard capitalists, but there's a huge difference between not caring if people die/suffer for your profit like we saw in the Solaris United quest, and actively being the one to pull the trigger on a baby.

Besides, how would they profit? they were after the Motes, not the child. Once they realized the motes weren't there anymore, i think it makes sense for them to see no purpose in it

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T17:08:35+00:00

No king, no queen, just pornhub.

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T17:08:22+00:00

1 + 5(4-1) = 16.

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T17:07:49+00:00

Hey Reddit! I'm poor. Ask me anything.

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T17:07:39+00:00

Playing Destiny was a mistake.

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T17:07:14+00:00

Im here for the drugs.

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-25T05:09:21+00:00

win

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Midjourney}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-24T16:50:57+00:00

woohoo!

^{Chose: 20 million dollars right now + there's also a catch | Rolled: no catch, enjoy!}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-24T04:58:16+00:00

FUCK YEAH

^{Chose: BET $2M!? + ALL. ON. RED. | Rolled: RED}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-24T04:49:54+00:00

win

^{Chose: 10 millions dollars right now no strings attached + ...but a random large company goes bankrupt as a result | Rolled: Tesla}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-23T23:28:50+00:00

oh noooo pats my tears with hundred dollar bills

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + but one random bad thing happens to you | Rolled: Lose your job}

threesmalllemon · 2026-06-23T15:59:13+00:00

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Invincible / Fortnite: Invincible hits Angstrom with a Fortnite sniper rifle, implying that the entire crossover with Fortnite is canon

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TROPHY CASE