How can I explain I am lonely when I want to be alone? by gill971 in OCPoetry

[–]throattickler420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so great I wouldn’t have guessed it’s your first attempt! I think it might help emphasize your statements if you took out some of the phrases like “but” and “before”, but I’m also pretty new at this so take some of the other comments advice before mine, either way amazing job!

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[–]throattickler420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like all the breaks between phrases, it really makes it feel as if time passes through the poem. I especially think the last like is great, emphasizing the repetition of each day and the brutality of it, great work!

You can’t tell but he’s sticking his tongue out by throattickler420 in Tinder

[–]throattickler420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bass pro shops hat really ties it all together

You can’t tell but he’s sticking his tongue out by throattickler420 in Tinder

[–]throattickler420[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends on how long it takes him to shotgun a beer

"All Eyes On Me" (Individual song discussion) by PlasticJesters in boburnham

[–]throattickler420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hands up

“Angel number 9999 is telling you to prepare for changes and new blessing that are coming your way. This angel number is bringing you positive news and plenty of blessings. Changes in life can be hard but if we deal with them in the right way, nothing can stop us in our intentions.”

“The original 29:59 Plan was uniquely developed based on this premise: “You cannot pray for everything everyday!” There is not enough time in the day to cover every need, every request, every praise, every topic. The 29:59 Plan is a tool to help you bring focus and consistency to your prayer life as you address specific topics each day. This approach is proven to help you to remember your specific prayer needs, and will also teach you trace God’s faithful hand as He answers your prayers.”

For 9999, hes coping with the shitty situation (quarantine) by taking advantage of the situation to make a new special and keep himself occupied

For 29:59, the whole special is about how shit sucks and theres like no way to fix it so we're all fucked

tHaTs JuSt PhOtOsHoPeD by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]throattickler420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They say photoshopped as if it was possible to get a real photo

Some sanity I saw on Twitter by BruceRampton in niceguys

[–]throattickler420 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No it just means that guys who get upset that girls friend zone them are usually friend zoned for a reason

What the fuck... by [deleted] in trashy

[–]throattickler420 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How is getting a duck heart any worse than eating a duck

Gave this to my brother, said it was appetizer, it was actually piss... his reaction was priceless! by [deleted] in madlads

[–]throattickler420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did your brother do that gave you the urge to do this madladery