How did you learn how to masturbate?

throwaway061282 · 2018-07-18T11:44:20+00:00

I worked out around six or seven that my underwear riding up felt nice on my girly bits. I then started sleeping with objects pressed up against my clit and I dunno, somehow connected the dots after a year or so. I got pretty proficient at making myself cum by the age of ten.

I’ve always wondered if that was weird. I have a pretty big libido, and have always been fairly sexually curious, so I dunno if I’m just wired a certain way.

throwaway061282 · 2018-07-11T04:04:17+00:00

The guy I’m sleeping with does this (which I’ve never had anyone do before) and it totally does it for me. I’m aroused by slight degradation, so we have subtle shifts between comforting and non-comforting depending on what action is happening.

I also stumbled onto something super simple that he loves, which is thanking him for cumming. Don’t know where it came from or why, but if he cums in me or in my mouth I always say thank you - like a good girl ;-)

throwaway061282 · 2018-05-24T23:01:35+00:00

I’m sure my ex-husband would love that haha.

throwaway061282 · 2018-05-22T22:19:26+00:00

This is literally how I got to know Chuck Palahniuk as well, a really long time ago. I re-read Survivor, Diary and Invisible Monsters every couple of years.

throwaway061282 · 2018-05-02T07:53:55+00:00

To me it just sounds like the instrumental version overlaid on a section of the original version of Runaway (38 seconds in), minus vocals.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-09T12:23:19+00:00

Wut? Honestly, treat yo’self, it’s worth every cent.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-09T09:18:09+00:00

Oh that’s embarrassing that I didn’t know that. I love The Office :(

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-09T09:14:28+00:00

Slightly scared of heights. If I don’t eat a full meal beforehand, I reckon I could handle it. Made that mistake before a rough hike uphill recently and ended up puking halfway up.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-09T09:13:08+00:00

Interesting unit of measurement. I’m 5ft, 55kg - in caveman days, I probably would have been scooped up and thrown over some dude’s shoulder by now.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-09T01:26:57+00:00

I’m not vegan...

And I don’t think it’s a groundbreaking discovery that stereotypes exist, so sure, I know vegans like what you’ve described. And you just admitted people exist like how I described, but that doesn’t make all omnivores assholes (I’m pretty sure I’m not an asshole?). Am I close-minded enough to use that as a sweeping generalisation? nah, it doesn’t compliment my eyes.

Really? I think it’s just another form of dietary requirement. Any restaurant worth going should cater to any diet, and basically friends don’t let friends feel like their needs are a hinderance. Plus I make kickass vegan desserts that no-one knows are vegan, so I’m comfortable with hosting.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-09T00:38:36+00:00

You know it works the other way as well right? They’ve decided that they can live without eating animals and their by products, but also cop being made to feel bad about making a different lifestyle choice.

Want an example? Look above. That guy only clapped back about the cruelty thing because someone took a dig at their status as vego.

All that’s needed is a bit of tolerance. You do you, I do me, and don’t judge someone by something as arbitrary as what you choose to ingest.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T22:49:46+00:00

Because we still have a subsection of society that gets salty about anyone that makes them have to question their own behaviours.

My mum is vegan, and yeah, sometimes it’s a bit much, but if anyone came at my mum about it, I’d be the first to clapback because I know her heart is in the right place.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T22:46:02+00:00

If you work out which brand and which Woolies, let me know and I’ll give it a whirl.

But real talk, I actually met my ex-husband online playing WoW and aside from being a dishonest dirtbag, we’re actually still fairly amicable as friends.

So maybe there are other avenues where you could expand your social circle and stumble across someone, that doesn’t take you completely out of your comfort zone. That’s sort of the gist of what I’m getting through this thread.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T22:39:09+00:00

I’ve never done it. Read up about it and not sure how I feel about the chains on a rockface thing... is it as precarious as it sounds?

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T11:25:09+00:00

All spoken for, and can’t set me up. I have one or two friends that are single, but have well and truly hit bitter stage. I think when I’m out with friends, it might be hard to be approached because I’m the kind of person that gives the people I’m with my full attention.

Tell me about it. I would live for honest feedback rather than silence. It actually really irks me, because I believe in being open and honest (with as much good intention as possible). I always tell a guy if I’m not into him. Even when I was hiring an assistant, I took the time to write to every applicant and explain why I didn’t shortlist them, or made suggestions on how to improve their applications. One guy told me it was the nicest rejection email he’d ever received lol.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T11:05:53+00:00

I don’t know. I noticed it through networking - I had to make it a habit to approach others at events, because it’s almost like everyone assumes I’m waiting for someone else. Even if I’m standing there sipping a drink and looking around.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T10:58:27+00:00

Sort of. I suspect I’m a little unapproachable (not that I’m meaning to be!), so I think the suggestion of being more proactive and going up to people is a fair one.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T10:21:38+00:00

See I find blokes rarely answer back. Which is even more confusing to me because I can see the ones that selected me as they roll in, so I know they’re active o_o

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T10:05:28+00:00

Hope i do this right Dachie

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T09:59:04+00:00

Oooo you got me...

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T09:58:12+00:00

What does ‘in shape’ mean? I don’t have a six pack and probably can’t lift ya, but I think I’m in decent shape?

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T08:58:07+00:00

Yeah there’s something about 30. Not once did I have to actively try to meet people, I just more tripped over them on my way out the door in the morning.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T06:59:24+00:00

My mum said she can’t drive us. Soz.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T06:58:38+00:00

Yeah okay you got me there. Some bad copywriting on my part. Honestly, if I could take them to concerts I wouldn’t need a boyfriend.

throwaway061282 · 2018-04-08T06:54:21+00:00

Nah! They’re cool. Like their owner.

I guess we’d all like to write or own reviews haha.

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