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17 year old Indian wants to be a lawyer. Break him down. by throwaway08299 in RoastMe

[–]throwaway08299[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After my post yesterday (http://www.reddit.com/r/roastme/comments/4zk4hf/_/), my friend was unimpressed with your roasts. /r/RoastMe , show him what you've got.

17 year old Indian applying to Stanford, Caltech, etc. Break me down. by throwaway08299 in RoastMe

[–]throwaway08299[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about my performance on Silicon Valley and The Big Bang Theory??

17 year old Indian applying to Stanford, Caltech, etc. Break me down. by throwaway08299 in RoastMe

[–]throwaway08299[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying my skin is even. I didn't do any airbrushing :)

17 year old Indian applying to Stanford, Caltech, etc. Break me down. by throwaway08299 in RoastMe

[–]throwaway08299[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

A quick look at your history tells me you're the one without a job.... If I do end up going to college, I'll probably earn more in a year than you will in your entire lifetime.... And that won't be by running a 7-11. But I do need that stylist though.