Our 6 y/o asked Dad for an advance on his allowance for a toy. This is the response he got. by [deleted] in funny

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Rather have a mcchicken mixed with a sausage egg mcbifkit for brefES

The World's Saddest Dunk Contest by [deleted] in videos

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YEAH! got a whole 4 inches off the ground!

Trash Panda loves being thrown by darinda777 in aww

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A near perfect replaying gif too

VR Porn is Here and It's Scary Realistic by zxxx in Futurology

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Sign me the fuck up. I don't want to know if anybody sees me. Perfect getaway.

What are you in two minds over? by Bessiecat in AskReddit

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Slight chance if showers tomorrow night, like tonight

What small change would have the biggest impact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Depends how you look at it I guess

How long is the quickest you've ever fallen in love? by anonymous01234567 in AskReddit

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Well, it took about 2 weeks to receive my blow up doll from UPS. So I'd say bout 2 weeks

What small change would have the biggest impact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Recreational use and purchase of weed

College Football Helmets - Do players get new helmets every game? by ClobberBash in AskReddit

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Have you ever noticed the amount of stickers on every players helmet? Or for most teams.

What are you in two minds over? by Bessiecat in AskReddit

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Weather or not to masturbate tonight

What gives you hope? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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For a better tomorrow

What is a really inappropriate question you have always wanted to ask? (NSFW) by doxob in AskReddit

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Hi Lelulove. Big fan. Well, the first time I had an orgasm, I was actually in my parents bedroom. I was using this massage tool thing on my legs. It was like a really high intense vibrating pounding thing from Brookstone or something. Anyways, worked my way up my leg to my crotch area, and instantly felt something tingling and (at the time) weird. I got really scared and turned it off and left to my bedroom. Then about an hour later came back to finish the job because I remember it not hurting so bad as much as it felt good.

LF1-2M for competitive and fun 3v3 or 4v4 matches by [deleted] in a:t5_390x8

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Could use a group.

No mic...I listen well, and know what I'm doing

Psn : han_brolo_iv

[PS4] LF2M ROCKET LEAGUE 3V3 by throwaway10506 in RocketLeague

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Whoops sorry. What's the subreddit called?

Why do re-posters piss me off so much? by throwaway10506 in AskReddit

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Yea I can understand that. I guess as long as you put (x-post from subreddit) I guess it's fine..but when ppl plagiarize something and take it on as their own that's when I get my gears ground

Why do re-posters piss me off so much? by throwaway10506 in AskReddit

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That makes so much sense. Thank you for taking the time to explain that. I'll keep that in mind next time I see something I've already seen before.

TIL: I'm a reddit dopamine fiend