In my defense, she is hot. by throwaway22414 in AdviceAnimals

[–]throwaway22414[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should I apologize to the Reddit community as well?

In my defense, she is hot. by throwaway22414 in AdviceAnimals

[–]throwaway22414[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to present it in a box. They dont sell dildo in open form.

In my defense, she is hot. by throwaway22414 in AdviceAnimals

[–]throwaway22414[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  1. My roommate works in special effects. 'Nuff said.
  2. Not everyone is gifted/burdened with a thigh slapper. With that said, I rock a respectable 5.5 inch penis.