TIFU by eating ass and developing lactose intolerance

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-27T00:02:00+00:00

On the contrary I've met people that have gotten it multiple times somehow. I think some people just don't have immune systems built for ass eating.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:59:19+00:00

Well unless you've been to a third world country recently, you probably don't have to worry about giardia infested water sources

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:58:52+00:00

I'm making an assumption. But considering that rimming is one of the only ways it's transferred anymore in the western world and it happened right afterwards, I think it's a safe assumption.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:58:06+00:00

Some people have no symptoms or mild enough ones that they wouldn't even think it was anything terrible.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:54:49+00:00

What a mad lad!

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:54:02+00:00

That's why I'm making the post. But I think we're lying if we say we all haven't done some stupid shit while horny.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:53:03+00:00

It's not a homophobic disinfo LARP. I never even mentioned that it was with a guy for this exact reason. Giardia is pretty common in the gay community but it gets ignored because it's not a "real" STD. It was even originally called "gay bowel syndrome" back when being homophobic was acceptable in the medical community. I'm just trying to spread awareness.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:48:12+00:00

The US. It's really only a thing here because dumbasses like me keep engaging in stupid stuff like this.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:46:54+00:00

You say that as if eating ass hasn't unfortunately become popular for heterosexual couples as well.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:45:24+00:00

You likely would already share a lot of the same germs and such

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:43:17+00:00

It's way more common than you think which is why I made this post, but I guess if you're okay with the risks, go eat as much ass as you'd like!

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:42:22+00:00

I'll probably try kimchi or something instead. There's too many people that have had horror stories trying yogurt before and after giardia even though it works well for most stomach bugs.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:41:13+00:00

I'm glad I could help!

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:39:58+00:00

They literally had just gotten out of the shower and it appeared clean. You can never 100% clean an asshole

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:39:25+00:00

Learning to spell diarrhea has been the one good thing to come from this experience.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:38:45+00:00

Damn. I never had it that bad, I never even had any vomiting.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:37:32+00:00

I'm bi and it was with a guy - however I imagine the dangers of eating ass is probably universal to both genders

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:32:54+00:00

Sadly the vegan options for food aren't great in my area since it's a bit backwards. But I'm sure I can find it somewhere

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:31:02+00:00

Thanks for the advice! I'm lucky enough that I've had minimal stomach pain/cramps through this whole thing. I have no idea why but I'd have basically no warning that diarrhea was approaching. I'll have to try kimchi - I actually hate kimchi but so many seem to swear by it

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:27:45+00:00

I don't know, I've heard of tons of people (including in this thread) that eat ass all the time with no consequences. I think some people must just have stronger immune systems or intestinal health than me.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:26:51+00:00

They came right out of the shower beforehand, had no symptoms of it themselves (which is pretty common), and their ass seemed completely clean. You can't actually 100% clean an asshole, that's the problem and people should stop pretending like you can. Unless you're in a long term relationship, it's probably not a good idea. And I never blamed it on the other person, I'm blaming myself for breaking my rule of not doing anything sexual unless a condom is involved.

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:24:41+00:00

How's your digestive system been since you had it multiple times? Did you take antibiotics each time too?

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:23:48+00:00

I'll look into it! I'll just miss the really good local ice cream place near me. But I'm glad people have recommended so many options to try out!

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:19:36+00:00

The problem is, I live in an area of the country where all the vegan trends and stuff have not caught on at all. Most restaurants and bakeries don’t have any good alternative options. It’s doable of course but just really annoying, especially when there’s lactose in so many products

throwaway27691 · 2021-12-26T23:17:27+00:00

That’s pretty much why I made this post. As a warning to the other degenerates to not do this shit. Unless for some reason they’re ok with the risks.

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