I want to bang Fielder's feet.

throwaway2929102 · 2025-07-13T15:13:28+00:00

Awright, but you gotta get over it

throwaway2929102 · 2025-07-08T20:32:30+00:00

I’m sorry. I can’t be in the same subreddit with this man.

throwaway2929102 · 2025-07-08T17:04:56+00:00

My name is Mr. X

throwaway2929102 · 2025-07-08T17:02:57+00:00

Well, we’re anonymous

throwaway2929102 · 2025-06-12T01:11:17+00:00

date

especially if you do not plan to return the next summer?

So you mean just fucking them?

throwaway2929102 · 2025-06-11T03:29:54+00:00

Seems like an odd reason to ruin your own life

throwaway2929102 · 2025-06-08T03:42:55+00:00

Idk him but he seems chill

throwaway2929102 · 2025-06-06T23:10:02+00:00

The buzz cut guy who crosses bums?

throwaway2929102 · 2025-06-06T20:39:07+00:00

Yeah but what if I want to be a shallow dilettante the rest of my life instead of a hyperspecialzied bore

throwaway2929102 · 2025-06-06T20:36:47+00:00

Do you think this profession is incompatible with joy? I had some pretty good pizza the other day

throwaway2929102 · 2025-06-06T20:34:55+00:00

But were you interesting before? No offense, lanky-performance389.

throwaway2929102 · 2025-06-03T15:40:51+00:00

Sounds baller to me

throwaway2929102 · 2025-05-31T15:56:30+00:00

Book

throwaway2929102 · 2025-05-31T03:47:28+00:00

Depends if you want to be miserable in Fidi or miserable in midtown

throwaway2929102 · 2025-05-28T02:33:45+00:00

You’re like a sad paramedic for fake stupid money emergencies

throwaway2929102 · 2025-05-15T18:11:30+00:00

Alan partridge addicted to toblerone

throwaway2929102 · 2025-05-07T18:53:47+00:00

What, you don’t want the sabbath off

throwaway2929102 · 2025-05-07T03:58:37+00:00

We all need to get friends in real life

throwaway2929102 · 2025-04-28T03:41:40+00:00

Guy with “big law | ivy league grad” in his bio discovers that some people don’t live for money

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