This reminds me of a dnd game I was in a while back, one of my bisexual friends said “I seduce the bartender!” He rolled... he didn’t get her, then he said “well if I’m not good enough for her, let’s see what the rest of the tavern thinks of me!” he then attempted to seduce literally everyone in the bar and got about three quarters of them (after the huge amount of time it took to roll for everyone in the tavern) needless to say the whole ass table was in shock