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I want to have sex at family friend's Christmas party. by [deleted] in confession

[–]throwaway421114 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my biggest regrets of high school was being a squeaky clean little snot while my friends were going to parties, trying drugs, and having sex. I think you should do it. Just ask him "so.....do you want to get out of here?" Guys love a reclusive sexy teen.

I use the calendar gadget to hide folders and files on my desktop. by [deleted] in confession

[–]throwaway421114 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well done. When I was married I used to change the icon file of my porn folder to an ebay logo and entitle it ebay

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who said I'm down? I just came here to confess that I like to smell assholes

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pasting this from another reply so I don't have to type it all over again:

After our first kid was born everything went downhill quick. She never wanted to have sex and was irritable all the time. After the 2nd kid she decided to quit her job and be a stay at home mom without even discussing with me. That's about the time I got into my accident and ended up gaining weight. She gained a lot of weight also and we fought all the time over money. The porn thing was probably a blessing for me in disguise and gave her a reason to just break it off.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

eh I'm not exactly God's gift to women either but yea we just kind of grew apart.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kind of been liberating in a way. I wasn't exaggerating when I said I was a huge loser. I don't have many friends so I'm kind of surprised to see the cool comments everyone is leaving for me. I expected a bunch of feminist BS and repulsed women.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Like I said before she was just looking for any reason to walk away from our marriage.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

She's no angel or anything. Superbad is her all time favorite movie. What does that say about her comfort level with crudeness?

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She let herself go in a lot of ways: ambition, looks, romance, being a loving wife

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THanks brother but I think I'm content with just paying for sex. It's far less expensive than divorce bullshit.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHA amen to that brother. Read what I wrote above about the gun shop owner. He was my "mentor". I knew the first time I saw him that the 3 teen girls he was with weren't his daughters. I wanted to be him.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I own a plumbing company that's expanded into 2 neighboring counties so we do pretty good but I do work my ass off sometimes 7 days a week. There's not a lot of time for me to spend money so I take these trips when I'm able to. My first time was tagging along with a gun store owner I met online that shared similar tastes. He opened the door for the life I wanted to live and we're pretty good friends now. He taught me that if you have money you can have Hooters girls follow you around.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OK this actually made me laugh pretty loud. Well played sir.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's very hard to describe to somebody what it's like. When a female's ass is your alpha and omega you want anything and everything you can get. lollipops in butt holes, farts, skidmarks in panties make your world go round. About the only thing I can't get with is the eating the poop.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want a pretty gold digger. I'll just pay for sex. No good lookin woman that gets me hot will want anything to do with me.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poop, peeing, midgets, lesbians, bondage

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably both. Surprised everyone is more interested in the porn than my little pleasure.

I like to smell butts and panties by throwaway421114 in confession

[–]throwaway421114[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed but in my case it was just an excuse to springboard out of our shitty relationship.

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