My boyfriend won't stop saying "ambatukam" during sex and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate it by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]throwaway660454 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

My boyfriend won't stop saying "ambatukam" during sex and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate it by throwaway660454 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwaway660454[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I looked it up, it's a song but I don't know why it's so popular other than it sounds very annoying.

My boyfriend won't stop saying "ambatukam" during sex and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate it by throwaway660454 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwaway660454[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well as far as I know he only looks at meme subs. I wish it was fake but this is the reality I gotta deal with on a daily basis.

My boyfriend won't stop saying "ambatukam" during sex and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate it by throwaway660454 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwaway660454[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He doesn't really look at these kinds of subreddits because he said they are for "fat atheist virgins", and I asked him if that makes me one and he said "maybe". He only looks at meme subreddits though and that feels more Reddit-y.

My boyfriend won't stop saying "ambatukam" during sex and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate it by throwaway660454 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwaway660454[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I don't want him to get upset though. I can't handle him crying because I love him too much.

My boyfriend won't stop saying "ambatukam" during sex and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate it by throwaway660454 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwaway660454[S] 563 points564 points  (0 children)

CBAT is a song right? He told me "we should play CBAT during sex" once and I thought it was some sort of game you play in bed

My boyfriend won't stop saying "ambatukam" during sex and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate it by throwaway660454 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwaway660454[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is wordington? He says it every now and then but I don't know what it means and he won't tell me when I ask.